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- 第1402期英語笑話：One real man 一個真正的男子漢
- One real man 一個真正的男子漢The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in h...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢？
- The notorious（聲名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小氣鬼） finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth flo...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們都是巨大的美國棒球球迷
- There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went t...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 然后他開始拼命的劃船
- Three men were sitting on a bench in the park.The middle one was reading a newspaper, and the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and ree...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她沒有零錢作酬金。
- A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's f...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她的兒子填寫表格時
- The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 于是醫生在病歷上寫道喪失記憶。
- A senile（高齡的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history（病歷） :...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我曾經認為我爸爸是史密斯先生
- A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!" Th...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1404期英語笑話：The Choice of Word
- The Choice of Word One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1405期英語笑話：Friend for Dinner
- Friend for DinnerHoney, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1406期英語笑話：I Could Do It Slower
- I Could Do It SlowerPatient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?Dentist: Fifty dollars.Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?Dentist: Well, I could do it...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 最好的銷售-在世界上的人。
- Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我是來裝電話的
- A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the busines...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不然我為什么愿意干凈嗎？”
- Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "w...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這出戲是如此的真實
- When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a c...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑：4歲男孩撥打911求教數學題目
- A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework。 Operator: 911 emergencies。 Boy: Yeah I need some help。 接線員：911專線。 男孩：我需要一些幫助。 Operator...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1410期英語笑話：我身體現在也有巴尼亞的血液
- Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎？Student: What's the name of this course?學生：考試科目的名稱是什么？ ...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 考試科目的名稱是什么
- Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎？Student: What's the name of this course?學生：考試科目的名稱是什么？ ...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他總是試圖找到很好的球員
- Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the colleg...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 第一次求職
- Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我就明白該是回家的時候了。
- A businessman enters a tavern（酒館）, sits down at bar,orders a double martini on the rocks.After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the barte...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 女兒心中的英雄
- Our granddaughter's second－grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes． Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him． "Why did you pick me?"...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 發現黑板給亂涂亂畫了
- One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."The ne...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了①
- Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: Getaway car too small for heist.馬來西亞吉隆坡：車太小、搶來錢也不夠裝A lesson in the importance of planning ahead: Two Malaysians stole US$1.3 million...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背誦達人第2篇:Amazing Pet
- Unit 2 Amazing Pet
單元 2 令人驚訝的寵物
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everyting. The shop owner suggests a faithful...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
