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- 小故事背誦達人第1篇:Good Fortune, Bad Fortune
- Unit 1 Good Fortune, Bad Fortune
單元1 好運和霉運
A frog goes to have his fortune told.
有只青蛙跑去算命。
The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha!...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那男的說是我老婆頭疼不是我
- One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Do you have anything to cure a headache?"The chemist took a bottle from a shelf, held it under the gentleman's nose and t...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了②
- Kemaman, Malaysia: Spirit imprisons burglar for three days.馬來西亞登加樓：鬼怪來幫忙、小偷得手也別想出門Who needs a home alarm when you’ve got a ghoul for security? A Malays...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們擔心可能會聽不懂的。
- There was an American couple who had no children, so they wanted to adopt a child. Finally, an orphanage contacted them, saying, "We have a baby for adoption.It's a Russian...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話：New Discovery 新發現
- New DiscoveryA hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, ligh...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這種機子能讀取CD碟片上編儲的數字信息
- While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicals on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a sal...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了③
- Hubei province, China: Robber flushes diamond rings down the toilet.中國湖北：強盜把到手的鉆石沖下馬桶Zhou broke into a wealthy home and found two huge diamond rings. He decid...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那人目瞪口呆地瞧著這小男孩
- Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One day on his way to school, Bi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了④
- Ningbo, China: Persistent burglar hides under bed for two days.中國寧波：笨賊毅力驚人、藏于床下兩天！ Burglar Li is not one to give up easily. He snuck into a woman’s apar...
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- 我明白咱們為什么有這么大分歧了
- Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.Both of them stopped, staring at each othe...
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- 小故事背誦達人第10篇:Who Killed My Dog?
- Unit 9 Bartender, Give Me Another!
單元 9 酒保，再來一杯！
A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the barten...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背誦達人第9篇:Bartender, Give Me Another!
- Unit 9 Bartender, Give Me Another!
單元 9 酒保，再來一杯！
A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the barten...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背誦達人第8篇:Died Fish
- Unit 8 Died Fish
單元 8 死魚
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
小提姆在花園里用土填著洞，鄰居在柵欄外盯著他看。
Intereste...
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- 小故事背誦達人第7篇:Sunbathing
- Unit 7 Sunbathing
單元 7 日光浴
Jen spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
珍的假期幾乎都在旅館屋頂上沐日光浴。
She wore a bathing suit the fi...
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- 小故事背誦達人第6篇:Hot Air Balloon
- Unit 6 Hot Air Balloon
單元 6 熱氣球
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.
有個人駕著熱氣球，卻發現自己迷...
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- 小故事背誦達人第5篇:Who's Got Brains?
- Unit 5 Who's Got Brains?
單元 5 誰有腦子？
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombe...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背誦達人第4篇:Good Excuse
- Unit 4 Good Excuse
單元 4 好借口
There was a middle-aged man who bought a Mercedes convertible 2000.
有個中年男子買了一輛奔馳2000敞篷車。
He took off down the road, flooring...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背誦達人第3篇:The Best Thing That Could Eve
- Unit 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen
單元 3 最棒的事
Three old men were sitting around and talking.
三個老頭坐在一起聊天。
The 80-year-old remarked, "The best thing...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我總是說沒有發生過的故事.
- One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.“Before I came out,” said...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了⑥
- Shanghai, China: Man tries to avoid his nagging wife by getting arrested.中國上海：為躲“唐僧”老婆、老公寧愿被抓29 year-old Linghua Wong decided the only way to escape his wi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那段時間你在干什么呢
- A policeman comes upon a traffic accident. The driver and passenger had been killed. As the policeman look over the crashed car, a small monkey came out and hopped around th...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了⑦
- Fujian, China: Suspect tries to avoid jail by faking a coma.中國福建：嫌疑犯為躲坐牢裝昏迷 The day before his trial, a suspected rapist named Chen collapsed into unconsciou...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有個出了名的小氣鬼總算想請一次客了
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party, but his friend doesn’t know where he lives. Explaining to him how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有個大學生很得意地跟朋友們顯擺新住所。
- While proudly showing off new apartment to his friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and the hammer for?" one of his friends asked...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了⑧
- Kumagaya, Japan: Bank robber asks for instructions and stabs self.日本琦玉縣：搶劫犯咨詢如何搶劫、還扎傷自己A would-be robber went up to a teller and stammered, “Any idea how...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
