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- 雙語笑話 老鼠和奶酪
- One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bough...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那家記憶力診所叫什么名字?。?/a>
- Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?""Outstanding," Fred rep...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那家記憶力診所叫什么名字啊？”
- Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?""Outstanding," Fred rep...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 一個完美男人和一個完美女人
- There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honey...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他吃午飯去了，我是圣盧卡斯。
- A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: “Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'”“Yes,” the pr...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我愿意為你做的101件事：為你削個蘋果
- 101 things I'd like to do for you 我愿意為你做的101件事 1. I would peel an apple for you every day wishing you good health?！ ?. 我愿意每天為你削一個蘋果，希望你擁...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我想聽他們說我是個優(yōu)秀的丈夫。
- After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. Each one was asked, "When you are in your casket, what would you like to hear yo...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那我就能把你每天一換了
- Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: "I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day."Husband: "I wish that too, so I could change you daily."...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 丈夫的休息日
- My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. 丈夫正在過休息日，他看著我在屋子里來回奔忙。I picked up his dirty clothes, put away...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 浣熊
- RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at ca...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你的馬不是得過瘟疫么
- Two farmers met with each other, and the first one said, "Didn't your horse have that disease that was going around?” The friend replied, “Yes, he did! He had it bad.” “...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 因為我已經(jīng)把它填到地理卷子上了
- Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, w...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 我有一個完美的兒子
- A: I have the perfect son. B:Does he smoke? A:No, he doesn't. B:Does he drink whiskey? A:No, he doesn't. B:Does he ever come home late? A:No, he doesn't. B:I guess you reall...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個男人和一個女人剛離了婚出了法院
- A man and a woman were just divorced, on their way out of the courthouse they are both killed by a runaway bus. In heaven, they have 2nd thoughts about their divorce so they...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 托米雷你那袋里裝的啥呀？
- Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th'...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 英語中對女人的有趣稱呼
- 英語中對女性的稱呼可謂豐富，且諧趣十足。這些稱呼多用于口語，表現(xiàn)出稱呼者對被稱呼者的態(tài)度、情感以及彼此之間的微妙或顯而易見的關(guān)系?！ ?.old hen老婆子 俗語，男性用語，專用于中...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 買帽子
- A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one?！ lready at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid tha...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 如何用英語哭窮？
- 你遇到過向朋友借錢而被拒絕的窘迫局面嗎？那是因為你還沒學(xué)會怎么“哭窮”，今天就來教大家?guī)渍邪蓗~ 1. low on cash 缺錢花 例句：OK, you got me. I'm low on cash this month!...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有片花瓣正掉在你腦袋上
- A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"The mother replied, "Because when you were...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有個人在手術(shù)前順著醫(yī)院的走廊逃跑
- A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation."What's the matter?" he was asked.He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operati...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默小語四則
- 1.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 光跑得比聲音快，這就是為什么有些人看起來靈光，直到他們開口說話?！ ?....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 還有上個月我姑姑也死了
- John sees a friend at a table in a bar, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?""My mother died in August," he said,...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓搭訕者無地自容的拒絕佳句
- Not if you were the last man on earth. 除非你是世界上最后一個男人。 I‘m not available.我已經(jīng)名花有主了。 Not in this lifetime.這輩子休想。下輩子吧 Is begg...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 整件事我都知道了
- At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know t...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 請在“一碗米線”外等
- 經(jīng)常往來機場的同學(xué)，對這樣的標牌肯定不陌生：請在一米線外等候。其實銀行、取款機處也都會有類似的標識語，但是能翻譯成上圖這樣的，就真不多見了： 請在一米線外等候?！ lease wait o...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
