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- 雙語笑話 上帝的進(jìn)步
- A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches he...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 罰款
- On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and...
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- 雙語笑話 童言童趣樂翻天①
- Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?" 保姆：“約翰尼，你不喜歡新出生的小妹妹嗎?” Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith...
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- 鸚鵡學(xué)得跟他差不多一模一樣。
- The little John taught his parrot to speak "follow me to say that I can walk.""I can walk." said the parrot following."I can speak.""I can speak." The parrot simulated as al...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有沒有人對他這陣兒掛出來的畫作感興趣
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display."I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied."The good news is...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 年輕警察對自己首次公務(wù)行為挺滿意
- A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The offi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局總部電話響了
- The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is that FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling you to report my neighbor Tom, he is hiding marijuana in his firewo...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 沒留神把一推車玉米給弄翻了
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise."Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 童言童趣樂翻天②
- Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police." 米奇拒絕吃藥，于是他的媽媽嚇唬他說：“趕快吃下...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 童言童趣樂翻天③
- On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 在去幼兒園的路上，一個(gè)醫(yī)生把...
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- 就知道那些時(shí)間全能省下來了
- There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner.The farmer would lift a p...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 緊跟著第三只老鼠站起身來說
- Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says,...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Virtue 美 德
- VirtueMany years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一位金發(fā)女郎拖著疲憊的身軀進(jìn)了醫(yī)生診室
- An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語幽默小故事笑話：Flunking Math 數(shù)學(xué)沒及格
- Flunking MathMy son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a p...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 今晚可以把你錄音機(jī)借我嗎？
- "May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbor."Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?""No,” he answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace and q...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我也會(huì)教他怎么樣賽跑呢
- Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight."Friend: "But suppose he comes up against some...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 再次介紹老公和老婆的由來
- Why does a man want to have a WIFE?Because…W--- WashingI--- IroningF--- FoodE--- EntertainmentWhy does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?Because…H---Housing U---Understandin...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 傭人抓起另一個(gè)杯子扔到地上
- A servant broke a cup. His master was very angry and asked, "How did you break it?"“Do you really want to know?” the servant picked up another cup and threw it onto the...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我呆會(huì)兒離開家去騷擾貓
- Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says,...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這個(gè)男子一分鐘也不想相親了
- After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he wou...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我兜里揣著他耳朵呢
- Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd kn...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你為什么會(huì)這么關(guān)心那老太太呢？”
- Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓我兒子買了兩磅李子
- Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy? 母親:...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 觀看著一場婚禮的全過程
- Mrs. Jones and her little daughter Karen were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
