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- 小男孩8句詼諧表白搞定蘿莉
- 如果愛情有味道，那一定是甜的對不對？如果你有愛人，你一定想對TA說遍世間的甜言蜜語有沒有？舉手的童鞋，下面示愛的句子會讓你兩眼放光哦～ My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can'...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 推銷員展示完公司的各種產品后問
- “Now, Madam,” said the salesman after showing his company's products, “What do you need most at home now?”“Money, sir,” the woman said with no hesitation. “那么，太太，”...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 豬或女巫 Pig or Witch
- A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 喪失記憶 Amnesia
- 雙語笑話 喪失記憶 AmnesiaA senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, : "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你保證它不會尖叫大喊或是罵人嗎？
- A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him."Do...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你哪兒弄來這么些血啊
- Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood.""We're new here," says the second one. "It's...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1261期雙語笑話 臨死者最愛吃的小甜餅 Favorite Cookies
- An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remain...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Lifetime Warranty 終身保修
- After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin hed originally wanted. So we exhum...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我要你告訴我你能想到的最長的刑期。
- Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.Pupi: Life imprisonment! 老師:我要你告訴我你能想到的最長的刑期。學生:無期徒刑! brucelee...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 邀請朋友回來吃晚飯
- Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the di...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 摩登自行車的廣告
- An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to have a look. After exam...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 為什么母雞的腿這么短呢？
- Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 兒子：為什么母雞的腿這...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 死緩
- Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?Pupil: Mice.Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?Pupil: Twins!老師:老鼠的復數是什么？學生:老鼠。老師:好,那么現在的“孩子”這個詞的...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們怎么來制作原油??？
- 我們怎么來制作原油啊Teacher: What do we do with crude oil?Pupil: Teach it some manners! 老師:我們怎么來制作原油啊?學生:教它一些禮儀! bruceleeligang微博：http:...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 開頭是難可往后就變得容易了
- Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.Son: That's great! I'll learn the latter half. 兒子:爸爸,法語難...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 What Will Be the Headline
- What Will Be the HeadlineWhen a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 貧民區的小女孩 雙語笑話
- Impudent Questions A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 服務員老大不高興地跑過去
- Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they took out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The waiter became quite concerned and marched...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 吉姆的歷史考得咋樣?。?/a>
- Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. Why, they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was bo...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話: 世界上最好笑的笑話？
- When you read in English, sometimes you will meet new words. It is a good idea to try to guess the meaning of the unknown words by looking at the context in which they appea...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為什么新郎穿黑衣服 雙語笑話
- 為什么新郎穿黑衣服Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""Because white is the color of happiness...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話:Proposal 求婚
- ProposalAn enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal."Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 歷史書總是有這樣的數字
- Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?Little Rose: I can tel...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她使我成為一個更好的工作機會
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and '...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個樓梯帶你整整一個小時嗎?
- 兩個樓梯帶你整整一個小時嗎?For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on one particul...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
