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- Brotherly love 兄弟般的關愛
- Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating? Cassandra: Brotherly love? 老師：Cassandra，如果我看見有人在毆打一...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我走錯房間了
- An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 All I do is pay
- All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my dau...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 哪個王八蛋偷走了咱的帳篷
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes awoke a...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Reason of Punishment 雙語笑話
- Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."The mother e...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 舔的是食指
- First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy（解剖學） class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 島上是誰
- From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands."Who is it on that island?" a passenger asks the capt...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 上帝是誰
- A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or w...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話：是誰打破了玻璃
- Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.Mother: How did he do it?Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。媽媽：他怎么打的？比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。參...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 以其人之道還治其人之身
- One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bough...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語：英文歌曲名稱的天才翻譯 一
- 愛爾蘭搖滾樂隊The Cranberries的名曲Dying In the Sun：曬死/見光死 英國搖滾樂隊The smiths的名字被翻譯成： 斯密斯夫婦 也是很有名的英國搖滾樂隊placebo有一首歌Sleeping With...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語：英文歌曲名稱的天才翻譯 二
- 蘇格蘭樂隊Travis的一張專輯名稱The Man Who：翻譯成"這男的誰" 經典英國搖滾樂隊Radiohead，其名稱也有有多種譯法： 電臺司令，喇叭頭子，收音機腦袋，最離譜的一個是"天線寶寶" 英格蘭樂...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那等過圣誕咱又跟他們編點啥呢？
- An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of mise...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話：分享一切
- An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爺爺給我付賬
- Walking up to a department store's fabric（織物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語：英文歌曲名稱的天才翻譯 三
- 大名鼎鼎的U2樂隊不用多說了，有人將其名字翻譯成：你二(確實，從字面上看，U2還真是這個意思……) 美國著名搖滾樂隊"槍花"Guns N'Roses，其名稱被音譯為：鋼絲和螺絲 倫敦街頭樂隊Hard-Fi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 交卷
- It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having ov...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 母雞的腿 雙語笑話
- Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop theireggs into pieces when laying? 母雞的腿 兒子：為什么母...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 拿的是我背包
- A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.In spite of the b...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 馬桶里蘸濕后
- According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Always Share 分享一切 雙語笑話
- An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 變相收費 雙語笑話
- Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today. Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我只好又去換了兩回
- Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Where is the Winner 雙語笑話
- Where is the Winner Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir. Customer: Well, bring me the winner. 顧客：這...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 起床啦，笨蛋
- A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel.However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note:"Please w...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
