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- 爆笑面試 英語笑話
- （本篇文章只是逗大家一樂） 我去應(yīng)聘時，考官是一漂亮小姐，一緊張我說了如下內(nèi)容： “My name is ‘old five wang’”（我叫王老五） “I boom （炸出）at 1971year！”（我生于1971年）...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 去動物園
- "My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets: one to get in and one to get out." “我丈夫長得特別丑，每次他去動物園都不得不買兩張票：一張是進動...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我都不認(rèn)識那女的
- There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing e...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們的尾巴 Our Tails
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你的第三個問題是什么呢？
- A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?”The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 六十四美元的找頭！
- A teacher was collecting test papers from his students after a test when he noticed a hundred dollar bill and a small note tucked inside one of the papers. On the note it sa...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美女的頭腦是用來工作的
- A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home earl...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 吃雞蛋
- Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老師：沃爾...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 您的衣服燒著了
- In class,the teacher, with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak, you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我怎么能娶你妹妹呢？”
- Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here."The other man said, "No, thank yo...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話 I do not recognize you
- Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers（鉗子） folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the r...
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- 雙語笑話 考試
- 一位在美的留學(xué)生，想要考國際駕照。在考試時因為過于緊張，看到地上標(biāo)線是向左轉(zhuǎn)。 他不放心的問道:turn left？ 監(jiān)考官回答：right。于是他立刻向右轉(zhuǎn)……...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這回輪到他在床上翻騰了
- A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife asked him why he did so.“Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話：我們什么也沒留下
- We Left Nothing Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." Wh...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你一定未見過的爆強面試
- 我去應(yīng)聘時，考官是一漂亮小姐，一緊張我說了如下內(nèi)容： “My name is ‘old five wang’”（我叫王老五） “I boom （炸出）at 1971year！”（我生于1971年）※born我念成了boom，反正很像。 ...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 誤會
- Wrong Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?” Mark says, “There is something wrong with my c...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 想像中的呀
- Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend."A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Catching a Thief 追賊
- Catching a Thief Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catc...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我對歷史懂得不多
- "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..." how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?""Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask h...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Go to the Cinema 去電影院
- Go to the Cinema A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你知道死海不
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was stronger.Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."Bill wasn't impres...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 您稱了您家小孩么？
- Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?媽媽：我...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 法官審理
- At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judg...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語集錦（1）
- 人們常抱怨國內(nèi)學(xué)英語非常不方便，至少不能學(xué)到地道的英語表達。可是，是否英語國家里人們的語言表達就非常標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，非常地道了呢？任何人看了下面幾則絕對真實的英文廣告，我想都會瞠目結(jié)舌，因為...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我就學(xué)后半段吧。
- Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.Son: That's great! I'll learn the latter half.兒子：爸，法語難學(xué)嗎？...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
