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- 有了這藥我多久能好
- One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?""It depends....
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ)笑話 Change Name
- Change Name Tom is 16. he decides to leave home and joins a music company. His father hears that and angry,“Singer? My son? It’s disgrace!” he shouts, “What do th...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 阿里巴巴和四十大盜
- Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, "my wife was reading 'a tale of two cities' and she gave birth to twins.""That's funny," the secon...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- Grandpa will pay the bill 爺爺給我付賬
- Walking up to a department store's fabric（織物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 她沒零錢打賞
- A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented,"Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- A Fine Match 勢(shì)均力敵
- 雙語(yǔ)笑話：A Fine Match 勢(shì)均力敵 One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus a...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 那是相當(dāng)可口哇！
- A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas. He im...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 經(jīng)典對(duì)白 拒絕男孩子
- Boy: May I hold your hand? Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. Boy: Is this seat empty? ...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 讓他去睡衣柜臺(tái)吧
- Manager: “I can’t do a thing with Jones. I’ve had him in three departments, and he dozes all day.”Proprietor: “Put him at the pajama counter, and fasten a card on him w...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- Who Is the Laziest?
- Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know, father.Father: Oh, yes, yo...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 車損索賠的N條不尋常理由
- Cars kicked by camels and damaged by nut-wielding squirrels are among some of Britain's most bizarre insurance claims.一頭尥蹶子的駱駝和一只亂丟堅(jiān)果的松鼠都被英國(guó)人包括在最...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 當(dāng)你覺得自己倒霉時(shí)，看看這個(gè)…
- Next time that you think you’re having a bad day The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two o...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 老婆交代我別往人堆里扎。
- The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him a...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 可你這也不是真坦克呀
- Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.So, the shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy, this isn't real money.” L...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 偉大的獵手
- Jonesie The Great Lion HunterA small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For s...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 老覺著渴
- "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?""No, but I am always thirsty!"“我動(dòng)...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ)笑話 曬冰
- Sun the Ice Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice. Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 咱們還在地面上呢
- Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plan...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ)笑話 The King and His Stories
- The King and His Stories Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were goo...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 我就想確認(rèn)下這是我坐的那排
- In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the m...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ)笑話 洗澡
- GoldfishStan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them!...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ)笑話 老外的各種“怪癖控”
- Digitally freshen up郵件控 Garfield 留學(xué)地 美國(guó) 電子時(shí)代，人越來(lái)越不得自由，無(wú)論社交還是工作，都明顯地電子化了，這在中國(guó)、美國(guó)都是一樣的。不過在美國(guó)學(xué)習(xí)、工作的時(shí)候聽到的幾個(gè)...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 同一門課程學(xué)了三年才通過的。
- Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 我就盼著一根頭發(fā)都不長(zhǎng)
- “Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?”“Yes. When mother used to pull my hair I wished that I didn't have any.”你的童年夢(mèng)想有實(shí)現(xiàn)了的嗎？”“有哇。我媽那時(shí)老拽...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ)笑話 喝咖啡的問題
- A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked. 一位男子來(lái)到醫(yī)生的...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事
