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- 我不知道
- Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?Jimmy: I don't know...Teacher: Correct.老師：吉米，學生們在學校最常用的三個詞是什么？吉米：我不知道。...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 羅密歐與朱麗葉的故事
- 致那些覺得羅密歐和朱麗葉的故事很浪漫的人： 這個“浪漫”的故事講的是一個13歲一個17歲的倆小屁孩談了3天的戀愛，因此死了6個人。 每個看完了故事的人都知道它就是這么回事。 參與...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這杯咖啡不會燙著了
- A person went into a restaurant. He ordered coffee and bread. When the waitress gave him the cup of coffee, he started to put in sugar and milk. Oh! There was no spoon to st...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 地球
- I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你認識她比我久
- Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother."You ask her," said Paul, age ten."No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."倆小男...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小的那塊就你自己想要的
- One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasn't happy about...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Saving Grace加練習題
- Saving Grace Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 A Bad Doctor
- A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor's examining room. "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. ...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Imitate Birds
- Imitate BirdsA man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer. Imitate birds, the man said. Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 因為倆隊打平了。
- Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,"Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 重要的事情
- The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very impo...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你永遠不能許這么個愿
- One day a father was teaching his son and said,"The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out no mat...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 令人滿意的婚姻生活
- Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make a...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你仍然在享受同樣的服務。
- A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 開心一刻：哪一級
- Kristin， my 17－year－old niece， had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station． She pulled up to the full－service pumps， and the atte...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 開心一刻：我在這里的原因是我輸了
- It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see w...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 開心一刻：擦槍的工具
- As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier co...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 所有的煙卷遲早都會點著的
- Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.''Don't worry, d...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 lose his appetite 失去胃口
- At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a sma...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Drunk，醉酒
- Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "Wh...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 農民納悶地看著他說您在您的車上
- An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer:"Excuse me...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 一個好一點兒的男人
- What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． Mary， you ought to have married a better man．John， I did． 一個何...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 饑荒八成是你造成的唄。
- A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you mi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 lose one pound
- I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the sca...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她老人家卻順道來看你了
- "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
