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- 外國電影大片海報廣告詞欣賞-下 雙語笑話
- 外國電影大片海報廣告詞欣賞-下 1. The Mask 《變相怪杰》— From zero to hero. 2. The Lost World 《迷失的世界》— Something has survived. 3. Gladiator 《角斗士》— A...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那你到底怎么到的這兒呢？
- One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."The bos...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 史上十大“烏鴉嘴”名言
- Of course, nobody can ever predict what will occur in the realms of science, technology and world events。 誰也不能預料未來會發生什么。無論是科學，技術還是世界大事，各個...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 圣誕節晚宴上的餐前禱告 雙語笑話
- Saying a Prayer for His Christmas Meal 圣誕節晚宴上的餐前禱告 Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed th...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英文麻將筆記
- 都說麻將是中國國粹，原來老外也這么感興趣！圖中的規則就是老外自行歸納出的麻將基本玩兒法，仔細看看，還真像那么回事兒呢！【牌面解釋】餅（又名筒）：Bing瑣（又名條）：Suo萬：WanThe suit of 3 patterns....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你哪有哇，剛才我給摔了
- Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for yourbirthday?Mom: No, Honey, what?Kate: A nice teapot.Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.Kate: No, you haven't. I've just...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 搖瓶子
- Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 媽媽：你為什么不停地跳上跳下的？ ...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 用那支舊的蒼蠅拍沒有用新的那支
- A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw that some tea had already been made by her 15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the daughter, "Did you use the tea s...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Secret For a Long Life
- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（門廊） . I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可是我會給傻子讓路的
- Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar.As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.Both of them stopped, staring at each othe...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 走私犯 A Smuggler
- The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the se...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 指示牌說前有學校減速慢行
- Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School——Go slow".老師：怎么你每天早上上學都遲到？湯姆：每回我走到街角，就見...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 貪吃的妹妹
- The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fis...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我要一張嘴他們就會發現我的四顆金牙
- Policeman: Why didn''t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they''d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Freudian slip—手誤
- The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blind to see." But in what might have b...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我真的不認為我應該得零分
- "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero.""Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."“教授，我在這次考試中...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 郵件自動回復創意十足①
- 相信很多人都會在外出或休假時把自己的郵件設置成“自動回復”——寫上一小段話向來信的人說明自己不在。而以下這幾位老兄就有才了，看看他們的回復，你會不會哭笑不得呢？ 1. I am cur...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 男孩回答接下來咱們跑哇
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 郵件自動回復創意十足②
- 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again。 6. 郵件服務...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我不用跑過老虎，我只要跑過你
- Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 女人到底想要什么樣的男人？
- What I want in a Man, Original List (act 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. witty 6. In good shape 7. Dre...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那是你啊我沒認出你來
- Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.S...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 瑪麗亞到地圖前把北美洲找出來
- Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.Maria: Here it is!Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?Class : Maria.老師：瑪麗亞，到地圖前把北美洲找出來。瑪...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 跟咱后頭的警車也這么干的
- Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn.""...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你到底在走私什么東西？
- The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the se...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
