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- 還剩下個窟窿彼得答道
- One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four?Peter was tongue-tied.The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pock...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Look for a Friend
- Look for a Friend Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你禱告干嗎這么大聲啊
- Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began prayi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Two Soldiers
- Two SoldiersTwo soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 今天你“說人話”了嗎？
- 雖然東方衛(wèi)視的宮廷大戲《甄嬛傳》已于昨日夜間上演了大結(jié)局，但是網(wǎng)友們關(guān)于甄嬛由“清新玉女”到“腹黑皇太后”的形象轉(zhuǎn)變，以及劇中人物的討論卻依然沒停歇。 “甄嬛迷”們根據(jù)甄...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我覺得咱們應(yīng)該先退出，然后再重新進來
- One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.The mechanical...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 roast pig
- roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." Bu...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那不是您的房間它是電梯
- There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window an...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Mike and the Pot
- Mike and the Pot One day, Mike’s mother needed a pot. She asked Mike to borrow one from her friend. So Mike went to the friend’s house. She gave him a big pot. On the wa...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你拿到的不就是小的嗎
- Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister", she said.So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tou...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 The Broom Seller and the Barber
- The Broom Seller and the Barber A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們每次只聽一面之辭。
- A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."Can you h...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 A Silly Man
- A Silly Man Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree. The man was on a ladder and the ladder was against the big branch...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 就只剩1天能用來上班了
- An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work.The manager replies:"So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 萌言萌語①
- 1. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. 動物真是合意的朋友啊，它們啥都不問，啥也不吐槽。--George Eliot 2. Job is an acrony...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們就叫喊讓小的干吧
- A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Super power line——超級電線
- 【英文原文】Super power line——超級電線 During the recent blackout in New York city, my sister’s phone at the ferry company kept ringing as people inquired about servi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我還沒把它們加一塊兒呢
- Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那男的說我決定開家分店
- A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?""Bus...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 黑人給白人的一封信 雙語笑話
- 黑人給白人的一封信Dear white, something you got to know 親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。 When I was born, I was black. 當(dāng)我出生時，我是黑色的 When I grow up, I a...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 已為你明日到來備妥諸事
- A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he re...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Mean Mans Party 雙語笑話
- The Mean Mans PartyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 萌言萌語②
- 7. 人們都說，COMPLETE 和 FINISH這兩個單詞沒有區(qū)別。其實，區(qū)別不是一般的大噢！If you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE. 如果你嫁對了人，人生就完整了。 If you marry the wro...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我說的是我的全身啊老師
- Teacher: "Where were you born?"Student: "Singapore,Sir."Teacher: "Which part?"Student: "All of me, Sir." 老師：“你在哪生的？”學(xué)生：“新加坡。”老師：“哪塊兒啊？”（或“哪個地方啊？”）...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 《糊涂偵探》爆笑臺詞
- Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.99號：我以前長得像我媽媽。麥克斯：我以前長得像……兩個我媽媽加起來。Maxwell S...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
