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- 好像只有您和我是唯一贊成的人
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 美國小學上演“數學驚魂”
- A Washington, D.C., school teacher has been sacked after she set inappropriate homework to her third-grade class。 美國華盛頓的一位數學老師由于給三年級學生出題太暴力...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我媽也是啊你想跟她見一面不
- When the young waitress in the cafe in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved a...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Translate server error
- 老板要制作廣告牌，于是找到廣告公司。“請問牌子上寫些什么呢？”“就寫餐廳吧，俺這里時不時有洋鬼子背包客出沒，把英文也搞上。”“好的，明天來取喔。” 制圖員在嘀咕：這餐廳英文咋拼呢...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不就可以把煤全都省下來了嗎
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Sin...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 國外大學生的真情告白
- 人們常說大學不僅僅是學習知識，更是一段重要的人生經歷。在學校里，你學到了什么呢？來看看Twitter上的孩紙們在學校里學到的東西，有沒有一些共鳴呢？關于學習：In college you can get a B.A., M....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 國外大學生的真情告白②
- 關于人際交往：Have some Great friends。交一些好朋友。You can't be friends with everyone。 你不可能跟所有人都是朋友。Keep good relationships with your pro...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 就像你這么些年一直對我干的那樣
- Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不過是你先起的頭哦
- Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"The candidate said, "In...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不同年齡段的征婚標準①——22歲年齡段
- "What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner. When you are young your st...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 要乖乖的就能上天堂
- The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?''Heaven!' Suzy cried ou...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 國外大學生的真情告白③
- If you have to think about it don't do it。需要考慮考慮的事兒就別干了。Don't fall in love your first semester。第一學期別談戀愛。When you begin a sentence with "don't tell a...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 今天是她一生中最幸福的日子
- Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 世界名人們千奇百怪的第一份工作①
- 李宗盛在他的《真心英雄》中這樣寫道：“不經歷風雨，怎么見彩虹。沒有誰能馬馬虎虎成功……”的確，每個成功的人背后都有著很多的艱辛和付出，名人同樣如此。一起來看看名人們成名前都做過...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那是因為它在你家貓肚子里
- Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What ar...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 賣瓦盆的小販
- A peddler（小販） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." At the t...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那姥姥的頭發為什么全白了呢
- One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white, Mommy?"The mother replied, "Well, every time that yo...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那是我們明天的數學功課
- Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound2 pounds butter at $...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話我理想的男友標準-修訂版（32歲時）
- What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 32）: 1. Nice looking （prefer hair on his head） 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. L...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 我理想的男友標準-修訂版（42歲時）
- What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 42）: 1. Not too ugly （bald head OK） 2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occ...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她用手指蘸起一滴漏出的液體抹到舌頭上
- It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, an...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我聽新聞說有一輛車在那條路上逆行
- A man is driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone."Honey, be careful. I heard on the news that there is a car on the road driving the wrong way."To t...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 我理想的男友標準-修訂版（52歲時）
- What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 52）: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn’t borrow money too often 4....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 我理想的男友標準-修訂版（62歲時）
- What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 62）: 1. Doesn’t scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep 4. Only s...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 證婚宣言是這么說的
- A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this:"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held ag...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
