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- 雙語笑話 取存款
- A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可我不用笑了明天我就走人了
- The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.When he no...
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- 雙語笑話 Cut off my dog's tail
- Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(獸醫(yī)）. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 最后將軍安排他去做個心理診斷
- A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.This went o...
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- 雙語笑話 我贏了 92 條金魚
- Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom. Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blin...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你到底是怎么聽懂他說話的
- While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard."Drew," I scolded, "no one can underst...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 六一去KFC
- A Taste of Fast Food (Written by Dale & Morgan; Level: Basic) Grandpa: It’s time for dinner Bao Bao. Wash up! Grandson (Bao Bao, 12 years old): Aw Grandpa, I d...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 所有人都準(zhǔn)備恢復(fù)倒立！
- A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in.In the first room, people are standing in shit...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 因?yàn)槲覄偛乓У阶约荷囝^啦
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do yo...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 全球爆笑各大行業(yè)英文廣告①
- An advertisement in a restaurant 一家飯店門口的廣告：Please come in to eat or both of us will starve.進(jìn)來吃飯吧，否則我們都要挨餓。 ...
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- 雙語笑話 全球爆笑各大行業(yè)英文廣告②
- Traffic slogans 交通宣傳標(biāo)語： If you want to stay married, divorce speed。 想和愛人牽手，就和超速分手。 Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough--or else...
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- 今天我有個特輕松的活給你們
- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那么往我的卡車上猛裝吧
- Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "Th...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們賭誰能探出窗外更遠(yuǎn)
- Tom: How's your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He's ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tom: That's too bad. How did it happen?Johnny: We betted who could lean further out of the wi...
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- 雙語笑話 全球爆笑各大行業(yè)英文廣告③
- A French training school in Germany 德國一家法語培訓(xùn)學(xué)校的招生廣告：昨天 09:39 上傳下載附件 (38.19 KB) If you don't like the course, you can tell us to give your money bac...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 有貨
- A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon. Horrified, the manager came ru...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不快先生是您飛得太低了
- A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police." Sorry, officer." said the driver, " Was I driving too fast?"" No, sir. You were flying too...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 MODERN LIFE
- Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. We've been married fifteen years, one woman said, and every night after...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一堂課的最后幾分鐘是最長的
- A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, w...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 全球爆笑各大行業(yè)英文廣告⑤
- A warning on the fence of a forbidden area 一處禁地圍墻上的警示： 一處禁地圍墻上的警示 No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again。 嚴(yán)禁擅闖！違...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 把我闖了紅燈抄五百遍
- In a traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.She explained to his h...
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- 那倒不是他是一名公墓管理員
- Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.Jack: He must be very important.Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.湯姆：我叔叔下面有500人。杰克：他肯定很有權(quán)勢吧。湯姆...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 全球爆笑各大行業(yè)英文廣告⑥
- Notice at the wildlife park 野生動物園里的游客須知： 野生動物園里的游客須知 Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrive them。 向鱷魚丟東西的人將被要...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 推車
- There is a tour bus on a rugged mountain path, the day was driving the dark. The man from sleep wake up...... Suddenly, he found that, on the car of the tourists were g...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 屌絲女士到底是誰
- 《Knallerfrauen》譯為《爆炸妞》(又譯為《屌絲女士》)，是德國SAT.1電視臺每周五23點(diǎn)15分播放的一部喜劇小品，由德國喜劇女演員MartinaHill主演。片中“重口味”的笑點(diǎn)顛覆了人們眼中德...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
