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- 把蛋糕切兩半，凱瑟琳
- Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new cl...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 失聲
- One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？" 一個男人問醫生：“大夫，我妻子嗓子說不出話。我應該做些...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語繞口令
- 1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎？
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外公為什么會有一個女孩子的名字
- When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.Years later, when I felt she was old eno...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 法官在訊問刑事被告時帶著關愛的心情
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我輕聲吹了個長長的口哨
- I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 蛀牙
- 小男孩兒看完牙醫,面帶微笑地回到家。“嘿,媽媽,牙醫說,我一顆蛀牙也沒有?！?媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛“不可能——你睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖吃得精光,而且從來不刷牙!” 這時,男孩...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1189期雙語笑話 誰更有禮貌
- A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the f...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我媽媽上周六嫁給了他
- At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a par...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 微博上的囧言囧語①
- Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. 動物真是合意的朋友啊，它們啥都不問，啥也不吐槽。...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我看見英格蘭人正在砍價
- An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake."Gi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 所以都沒人知道拿破侖遭遇了不幸
- Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不過那不是我想要的詞
- In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word “miracle”. "Boys and girls," he said, "suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building, lost my balan...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 帥又不能當飯吃”英語表達
- 有時候和媽媽輩的人討論男生，在你一臉花癡地說“那個男生長得很帥”時，媽媽們往往會冷冷來一句，帥又不能當飯吃。那么，老外會怎么表達“帥不能當飯吃”呢? 我們先來看看中國人怎么用英...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 大寫Google和小寫google之間的微妙區別
- 去年的6月15號，牛津英語辭典(OED， Oxford English Dictionary)正式將“Google”一詞收錄。7月，第11版的Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary也收錄了這一詞。并且有趣的是，牛津英語辭典...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠
- Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You se...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 無語的拒絕
- 語言反映智慧。一起來看看以下搞笑經典的對白吧，你會發現我們身邊的語言是多么智慧！ Boy: May I hold your hand? Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. Boy: Can I buy you a drink?...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 要是我們一旦分手 我還能用得上它
- At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.The customer thought for a mo...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 只要把那扇門關好乘務員說別的事我來搞定
- A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage."...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 At Auction Fair 拍賣會上
- At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate re...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 再來一瓶
- A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relation, even cause your wife...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 緊挨著奶酪的照片有張老鼠的照片
- One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bough...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們就不會吵到外屋的人了
- At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們要再動我一下我就不開店門了！”
- It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我就馬上開始嘮叨起大學生活里的糟心事兒
- My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
