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- 雙語笑話 面具
- Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.麥克：一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 打現(xiàn)在起我要表現(xiàn)得像個女士！
- One day when women's dresses were on sale at the Far East Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being batt...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 時間就是金錢
- As the taxi came to a screeching（尖叫） halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有人想要一個特別干凈的盤子嗎
- Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you come?"Peter asked his mother, and she said, "Y...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 世上每個人死后都來到天堂。
- Two Lines In HeavenEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want all the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on ea...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已
- When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged hi...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 你怎么知道你還沒死
- A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead."Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead....
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 家里沒人 真的
- Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.When she got back that night, she...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 在她留給送奶人的便條上
- Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." When she got bac...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可要是咱們能互相寫信的話
- During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and...
2018-11-26 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 妹妹學英語 雙語笑話
- 話說同學的妹妹剛上初一，學英語的積極性狂高，每天早晨天不亮就開始朗讀單詞，這天像往常一樣，繼續(xù)拼命的讀，他爹就蹲在窗戶底下抽煙袋。小妹妹念“hands(音:漢子),hands”，“two hands(偷漢子)。...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 恐怖學英語的方法 雙語笑話
- 一位父親正在檢查兒子的英語課本，突然談翻到極其恐怖的一頁：yes-爺死，nice-奶死，bus-爸死，mouth-媽死，jeeps-姐不死，girls-哥兒死,最后是was-我死。他老爸在后面加了句kiss-氣死。同學是某偏遠地...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 考前問題
- Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?Student: What's the name of this course?教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎？學生：考試科目的名稱是什么？歡迎來論壇...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 Real Play
- Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current produc...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不是好妻子
- Wife: We have been husband and wife for many years, but I don’t know that I am not a good wife until today.Husband: I never said that. How do you have such an idea?Wife: Pe...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 錢和朋友
- A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?B: Friends, of course.A: Why?B: I can always borrow money from friends.甲：你認為錢和朋友哪一個更重要？乙：當然是朋友。甲：為什...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 和你的一樣
- A bald man: I went for a hair transplant, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.Styli...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我了解你的感受
- Jenny: I hate school, and I have to stay here until I’m sixteen.Teacher: I know how you feel——and I have to stay here until I’m sixty-five. 歡迎學習交流：http://bbs....
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 難兄難弟
- A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 關于放屁的問題
- A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. A...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 長壽秘訣
- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個小男孩和爺爺奶奶一塊過夜
- Spending night with grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime.The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BI...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 美劇遇上TVB之飯后閑談篇
- Scene1：吃完晚餐，幾個人坐在一起聊天。 TVB：給你煮碗甜水啊。 美劇：Go grab some coffee。 在港劇里煮糖水是母親必備技能！美劇中幾個朋友沒事去喝喝咖啡這絕對是《老友記》的經(jīng)...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不是我
- It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幸運數(shù)字5 Lucky Number 5
- Frank believed that five was his special number. 弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運數(shù)。 He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street....
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
