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- 我是她老公
- A man frantically calls 911 and says, "Help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions （宮縮）are 10 minutes apart".The 911 operator asks, "is this her first child?"To...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 知識改變命運
- Knowledge is What Changes Your Fate
There was a man who once came to ask a fortune-teller. After judging from his face and the horoscopes, the fortune-teller told to that pe...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這蒼蠅在我茶杯里
- Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.顧客：服務員，這蒼蠅在我茶杯里，什么意思啊？服務員：我不...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 It depends
- It depends Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 看情況 旅行者：我還能趕上...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 羊排還是豬排
- Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?Customer: No, I can't.Waiter: Then does it really matter?顧客：服務員，這是羊排...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 找不到理由
- A: In order to make my wife feel happy, I have given up smoking, alcohol and gaming.B: She must be very happy then.A: Not at all. When she wants to scold me by enumerating m...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我得去拿假牙
- A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"He moved over and sat clos...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 下一個 The next one
- After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."Th...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美劇遇上TVB之吃夜宵
- 由于地方文化的差異，各地電視劇也形成了一臺帶有濃濃地方特色的“固定臺詞”，當美劇遇上香港TVB，同樣的場景，主角通常會有怎樣的對白？看看下面這些臺詞是不是很熟悉列？吃夜宵。 TVB：我帶...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 收回他說的話
- Student A: If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.Student B: What did he say?Student A: He told me to leave college.大學...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美劇遇上TVB之杯具發生安慰詞
- Scene3：杯具發生，安慰之詞① TVB：發生這種事情大家都不想的。 美劇：Sometimes things just happen。 港劇果然還是走中式人情路線.。。至于美國人.。。你們敢更樂天一點不？！歡迎來...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 它咬人嗎？
- Does He Bite?Reggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out.它...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美劇遇上TVB之杯具發生安慰詞②
- 由于地方文化的差異，各地電視劇也形成了一臺帶有濃濃地方特色的“固定臺詞”，當美劇遇上香港TVB，同樣的場景，主角通常會有怎樣的對白？看看下面這些臺詞是不是很熟悉列？Scene4：安慰之詞② ...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不能讓他跑了
- A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can'...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 和平
- Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace. 有一...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每天你都會收我喝咖啡的錢
- Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today.Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee.But we wi...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Birthday
- Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 生日 教授：你的生日是什么時候？ 孩子：5月30日。 ...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看情況
- Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That dependson how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.看情況 旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 the US dollars
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Stunning Reply
- Stunning ReplyMy five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 女孩特權
- If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不夠君子 If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象漢子 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，說你欺騙 If you don...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 忘了寫信
- Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word″Fool″. Quietly and with b...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 車壞了
- A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"So he went to the backyard and looked at the brand new b...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 女孩特權（2）
- If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，說你花心 If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺個心眼 If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狹隘 If yo...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 I'm Trying to Stop It
- "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?""No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."“孩子，你為什...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
