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- 禍不單行
- Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not del...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可惜他不是
- A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man apparently looked very sad.An old man who felt sympa...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 從沒逮著過
- 從沒逮著過An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Teacher
- Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and i...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誰的爸爸更強壯
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it." Bill was...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有想象力的員工
- Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office."What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for t...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 美劇遇上TVB之在醫院
- Scene5：此場景僅限醫院 TVB：對不起，我們已經盡力了 美劇：We are so sorry. We did our very best。 醫生從手術室走出來那一刻.。。拍肩.。。低頭.。。然后你懂的~香港受西方文化影...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 精彩結局
- Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ?Older Scout: 精彩結局。 Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morn...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 絕配
- A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他說他認識你
- An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said: "Ma'am did you know you were speedi...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 等一分鐘
- The man: "God, how long is a million years?"God: "To me, it's about a minute."The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"God: "To me it's a penny."The man: "God, may I ha...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不做作業的理由最直接的理由
- 最直接的理由 What homework? 什么作業？ (裝傻時請自覺配合表情）歡迎來論壇分享更多：http://bbs.ebigear.com/thread-227497-1-1.html ...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不做作業的理由最得瑟的理由
- Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting。 作業被外星人拿去當人類字跡樣本了。歡迎來論壇分享更多：http://bbs.ebigear.com/thread-227497-1-1.html ...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不做作業的理由最惡心的理由
- 最惡心的理由 My dog ate it. Seriously, look I brought a stool sample。 作業被狗給吃了。真的，你看，我帶來了糞便樣本。 (人類已經無法阻止狗狗吃作業了) 歡迎來論壇分享更多：h...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不做作業的理由最高境界的理由
- 最高境界的理由 I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework。 我十分擔心暗藏殺機的非洲國家將面臨種族滅絕大屠殺，實在無法集中注意力做...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不做作業的理由最殘忍的理由
- 最殘忍的理由 My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls。 我老爸有點神經失常，把作業剪裁開來折紙玩偶了。 (老爸悲催了)歡迎來論壇分享更多：ht...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老狗難改吠聲。
- A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. However, bef...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 女朋友
- No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可我給您節約了一頓飯
- Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven't I? 爸爸：唉，杰克，你把整個上午都給...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Kangaroos and the cage 英語笑話
- 袋鼠與籠子Kangaroos and the cageOne day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem -- how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage....
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我不想學習了
- Student: Sir,I want to stop studying.Teacher: Why?Student: I watched TV that someone was killed because he knows too much.學生：老師，我不想學習了，老師： 為什么學生：我看電視上 有一...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話 同情
- 親愛的姑媽 在漢語中，“娘”與“媽”一樣，都是指母親。有一初到中國學漢語的英國留學生，在校園看上了一位漂亮的中國女生。于是他給她寫求愛信，但一時忘“娘”怎么寫了，便自作聰明，以“...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 人什么時候話最少
- Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.學生甲：人什么時候話最少？學生乙：二月份。學...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一對蛇父子
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks, "Dad, are we poisonous snakes?"The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattlesnakes（響尾蛇）! Why...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 欠我咨詢費
- A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔）a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
