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- 趣味英語問答（一）
- 趣味英語問答（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會(huì)直接的想到它...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- coffee break 雙語笑話
- 上午10點(diǎn)，coffee break. 由于早上沒吃早飯，肚子有點(diǎn)餓。來到lunch room, 便想從售貨機(jī)里買包 peanut butter cracker (0.5美元)充饑。掏出錢包一看，錢包里只有一個(gè)quarter (老婆真夠可以...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 最無厘頭的理由
- 最無厘頭的理由 The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse。 我看到一個(gè)非常和善的先生拿著一個(gè)牌子寫著：今天大家都...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑真情情書
- 喜歡上王小姐后，決定要給她寫一封情書，這封情書一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，觸發(fā)了靈感，現(xiàn)在賣餅干說是賣克力架，做網(wǎng)站的想辦法上納斯達(dá)克，那我也走國際路線，寫封英文情書，扯著虎皮拉大旗，顯示...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 愚蠢的人起立
- One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid plea...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 特別的螃蟹
- A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can'...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語問答（二）
- Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.因?yàn)閟nail（蝸牛）的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物是不足為奇...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誰更有禮貌
- A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he alwaystipped his hat to ladies.But the fat man knew he wa...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 安眠藥
- Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 醫(yī)生為啥戴口罩
- Once a small child asked his father, "Father, why do doctors always have to wear masks in the operating room?"And the father replied, "In case something goes wrong, no one...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語問答（三）
- Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces這個(gè)短語，你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因?yàn)槌诉@個(gè)意思以外，它還可以從字面...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語問答（四）
- Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.怎樣才能不讓夢游者（sleepwalker）夢游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話 Caught stealing
- A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他沒提另外三個(gè)孩子
- This bloke is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youn...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Mom, is God a man or woman? 雙語笑話
- A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman." The son is confused, so he asks,...
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- 事事如意
- A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.Then on...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這都是直接打美國來的呀
- Mrs.Smith lived in London. One day she received some American dollars from her daughter who was working in New York.She went to a jewelry shop for a pair of earrings. At th...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們啥也沒留！
- Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.When she got back that night, she f...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 還剩多少
- Mother: I told you not to eat cake before supper.Mary: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. "If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left".媽媽：我跟你說...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 激動(dòng)的話 Excited Remarks 雙語笑話
- Excited Remarks Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 fish say 魚說
- fish say What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? "dam!!!" 魚說 當(dāng)魚游進(jìn)一個(gè)水泥墻里面的時(shí)候，魚會(huì)說什么? "水壩!!!" NOTE cement wall n. 水泥墻 歡迎來論壇分享更多...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- if I Am a Manager 如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理
- if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那我有什么 雙語笑話
- Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands. 大手 老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 腦移植 A Brain Transplant
- A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brai...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Music 音樂
- A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memor...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
