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- 我媽媽告訴我直接回家
- Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? … What about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?Terry: I can't, My...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 媽媽的生日禮物
- My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday.A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it."Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet""How come?" I...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 傻冒電腦
- A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, sl...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 1809年發生了什么大事
- Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had h...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們車閘不靈
- Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled."Our brakes are no good, so we wante...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 青蛙哪去了呢？
- An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy."To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefull...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們的老師
- Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know, father.Father: Oh, yes, y...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 如果不是你的錢
- There was a couple that was having an argument in their home over financial problems. And the wife finally got very mad, and exploded saying,"You should know that if it were...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 整件事我都知道了
- At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the w...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Are you going to treat me?
- An American actress came to China for the first time. One day when she was looking for her new Chinese friend after a performance, she came across an anxious Chinese who...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這正是我想要知道的
- We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?Well, I don't know. Does he bite?That's what I want to find out.我們又得到了一只新狗，你要過來和他玩玩嗎...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 聰明的小偷
- Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?警察：你估計小偷是什么時候進入你家的？失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 搞笑英語格言
- One should love anim als. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。Behind every succes...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為抄近路走墓地The Cemetery Shortcut
- The Cemetery Shortcut 為抄近路走墓地 Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs。 萬...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語爆笑美劇配角生存攻略
- How to survive in American series as a supporting role 美劇配角求生攻略 1. Show respect to the leading role. 向主角示好。 2. Try to enter the core team. ...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她并沒帶著面具
- Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.邁克：我姨參加一個派對，有人要她摘掉面具...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們9點關門
- "Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?""no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."“服務員，”用餐者不耐煩地叫道，“我必須整晚坐在這兒挨...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- True or False
- One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?""Of course, I will." the girl said firmly."Do you mean what you say?" the man a...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Adidas
- 上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一個老美看到就笑我說, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著性, 縮寫正好是 Adidas)...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可那兩只都管它叫老板
- A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars.""Why do...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 瞌睡者 雙語笑話
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the prea...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我能看見月亮
- The old man was a witness in a burglary trial.The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?""Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods."T...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 上帝曾經答應我
- Once god came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said. 有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你造成的饑荒
- A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine.""Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you m...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 布谷
- At about 3 a.m., a guy was drunk as a skunk. He came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooed nine more time...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
