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- 雙語 笑話 “神曲”《忐忑》英文大解秘
- 近日，籃協發布通知明確規定禁止在比賽時播放類似《忐忑》這樣刺耳的音樂。如此一來，“神曲”《忐忑》將告別CBA賽場。今天，我們就來說說“神曲”的英文說法。 請看相關報道： The co...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓人捧腹的英語文化陷阱~Throw the book at Somebody
- 和先生從car wash(洗車場)里開出來，車上的水珠還依稀可見，這讓先生想起一件事：曾經有一個美國人在高速公路上超速開車，時速達100多英里。警察當然把他截下來。在法庭上，他辯解之所以開快車...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 Miss Wilberforce
- Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign． The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; c...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- At the Supermarket 英漢雙語笑話
- At the Supermarket 英漢雙語笑話 At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Way of Inducing 招客有方 雙語笑話
- At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said....
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Only One Eye to Settle On（一眼就看中）英漢雙語笑話
- The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" "I have told you. " said the go-between...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Its Kind of Fitting（理應如此) 英漢雙語笑話
- As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on pe...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話Catching a Thief
- Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “Yo...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Choice of Word（選詞）英漢雙語笑話
- One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John fel...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Boy with a Big Head（大頭娃娃）英漢雙語笑話
- A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head." "Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now s...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Im the Only Driver 英漢雙語笑話
- Im the Only Driver 英漢雙語笑話 A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. "Stop, stop, " a pas...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Short Holiday（短期假日）英漢雙語笑話
- Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Holiday from School（休假) 英漢雙語笑話
- Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Quick Service（快速服務）英漢雙語笑話
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker sai...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Violin Lessons（小提琴課） 英漢雙語笑話
- "Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. "You cost me a lot of...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 丈夫的休息日 英漢雙語笑話
- My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. 丈夫正在過休息日，他看著我在屋子里來回奔忙。 I picked up his dirty clothes, pu...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Ox and the Dog 英漢雙語笑話
- An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer. One day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows; at night, I g...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Nice Wedding Gift（漂亮的結婚禮物）英漢雙語笑話
- The Nice Wedding Gift（漂亮的結婚禮物）英漢雙語笑話 We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I，You and she 英漢雙語笑話
- Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I Want Her to go Nuts （我要讓她發瘋）
- Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." ...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 論奇跡 On Miracle 英漢雙語笑話
- ?????? In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word miracle. "Boys and girls," he said, "suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building, lost...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Problem in Arithmetic 英漢雙語笑話
- Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bi...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Speeding 超速 英漢雙語笑話
- Speeding 超速 英漢雙語笑話 Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unh...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What a big deal 英漢雙語笑話
- A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the b...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一切都正常 Things Have Been Okay 英漢雙語笑話
- A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
