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- 賭 Bet 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
- 賭 Bet 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet,...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 纏住不放 Persistance 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
- 纏住不放 Persistance 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà) Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 款待 Treat 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
- 款待 Treat 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà) As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upo...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- drink like a fish 牛飲 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
- drink like a fish A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at h...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑：挑剔女人如何“買(mǎi)帽子”
- A?lady?went?to?a?hat?shop?to?buy?a?hat.?As?she?was?very?fussy,?it?took?her?a?long?time?to?pick?on?one。
Already?at?the?end?of?his?patienc...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) Belling the cat(系鈴于貓)
- Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food. One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their co...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 看過(guò)《阿凡達(dá)》后的爆笑領(lǐng)悟
- 1.It is not easy to watch using 3D glasses together with your own glasses. I wish I have a longer and more distinguished nose to hold both glasses。 帶著自己的眼鏡，再...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 老外翻譯的雷人版三字經(jīng)
- 人之初：At the beginning of life。性本善：Sex is good。性相近：Basically, all the sex are same。習(xí)相遠(yuǎn)：But it depends on how you do it。茍不教：If you do not practice all the time。...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 妻子要是報(bào)紙就好了 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
- Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change yo...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 視頻 笑話(huà) Fight For Kisses
- There was a time,when babies had a great time...The soft of their skin got them all their mom's attention.Then one day，fathers discovered a special weapon.“Your skin as soft...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- Where is the egg? 雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事
- Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.雞...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 穿哪條裙子？
- Time is 8 years old, and follows her own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesn’t do it. Today, she will go to a friend’s birthday party...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 戀愛(ài) 結(jié)婚
- A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the clas...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 奧巴馬勝選演說(shuō)稿文言版
- Hello，Chicago! 芝城父老，別來(lái)無(wú)恙， If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 趣談上海話(huà)里的英文
- 打：十二個(gè)，來(lái)自英語(yǔ)的dozen。 水門(mén)汀：水泥（地板）。英語(yǔ)cement。 水汀：暖氣，來(lái)自英語(yǔ)steam。 三紋魚(yú)：指的是鮭魚(yú)。來(lái)自salmon。舊時(shí)譯做"薩門(mén)魚(yú)"。 飛：通常指機(jī)械中起傳動(dòng)作用的齒輪，如單齒輪傳動(dòng)稱(chēng)...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 令人哭笑不得的臨終遺言
- The death bed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor。 人之將死，其言也真，有時(shí)候還會(huì)帶點(diǎn)幽默。 1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purp...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà) Raccoons 浣熊
- Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing o...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- U married mine 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
- Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?Little boy: Grandma.Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 男女大不同
- 1. SUCCESS 從對(duì)成功的定義看……A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.成功的男人就是：掙得永遠(yuǎn)比老婆花得多。A successful woman is one who can fin...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 男女大不同②
- 7. EATING OUT 從外出就餐看……When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything sm...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) A New Employee
- Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When y...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 你必須先把車(chē)窗搖上去 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
- A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) makes a pig of himself / herself
- If you've ever watched pigs eat, you will certainly have noticed that they have no control over their eating habits. The very sight of food makes them want to fill their...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) about money
- 錢(qián)不是萬(wàn)能的：1. Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.時(shí)間比金錢(qián)有價(jià)值多了，你能有更多的錢(qián)，卻不能有更多的時(shí)間。2. If you want to...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 雙語(yǔ) 笑話(huà) 我愛(ài)十萬(wàn)個(gè)為什么
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 為什么太陽(yáng)能把頭發(fā)曬淺，卻能把皮膚曬黑？ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 為什么你...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事
