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- 委婉的老板 雙語笑話
- One of the most tactful men he ever knew”,a California manufacturer says,“was the man who fired me from my very first job.He called me in and said,‘son,I don’t know...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 我愛十萬個(gè)為什么②
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 為什么沒有老鼠味兒的貓食？ When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? 當(dāng)狗食被宣揚(yáng)是新的和改進(jìn)了的口味的時(shí)...
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- 雙語笑話 區(qū)別
- Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。...
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- 雙語 笑話 corn
- Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會(huì)生氣的；而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼，他會(huì)更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物...
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- 雙語 笑話 最強(qiáng)壯的動(dòng)物
- Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因?yàn)閟nail（蝸牛）的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物是不足為...
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- 雙語 笑話 在工廠做什么
- Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces這個(gè)短語，你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因?yàn)槌诉@個(gè)意思以外，它還可以從字面...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 夢(mèng)游
- Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者（sleepwalker）夢(mèng)游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療...
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- 雙語 笑話 一起走
- At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing? 在深夜的時(shí)候，父親看見他已經(jīng)結(jié)婚的兒子準(zhǔn)備離家出走…他問兒子：你正在做什么？...
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- 雙語 笑話 A Clever Panda
- A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home. Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her....
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- Six or Twelve? 雙語笑話
- Six or Twelve? A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into:...
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- 某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語,終有小成 雙語笑話
- 某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語,終有小成。 一日上街不慎與一老外相撞, 忙說:I am sorry. 老外應(yīng)道:I am sorry too. 某人聽后又道:I am sorry three. 老外不解,問:What are you sorry...
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- Is He Dying? 雙語笑話
- A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, "The doctor has just told me I'll ha...
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- 慢半拍 雙語 笑話
- If you tell a woman a joke and get a blank look, don't immediately despair. She's just taking her time to understand it. But if the punchline does eventually make...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Three Surgeons 三個(gè)外科醫(yī)生
- Three Surgeons
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off", said one. "Today that man is concert violinist."
"That's...
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- 雙語 笑話 脫掉我的衣服
- My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore. 前幾天...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 家丑 Domestic shame
- Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something abo...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 Three Reasons
- Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.老師：約翰，請(qǐng)說出三條理由來證實(shí)地球是圓的。約翰：媽媽是...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 homework
- HomeworkTeacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly．Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer...
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- 雙語 笑話 An Interesting Answer
- Student A: Four sailors fell into the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet.Student B: How was that?Student A: Three of them were bald. 學(xué)生A：4個(gè)船員掉進(jìn)了海里，但是只有一...
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- 雙語 笑話 學(xué)英語
- 一次為一個(gè)初中小孩搞家教，在其英語課本上發(fā)現(xiàn)如下恐怖字眼： 6 秒前 上傳下載附件 (16.11 KB) 爸死（bus)爺死（yes)哥死（girls）妹死（Mis?)...... 死光（school） 。歡迎來論壇討論更多：http://bbs.ebig...
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- 關(guān)于蒼蠅和湯的笑話
- 英美人素以humour著稱，有時(shí)即使是同一情景，他們也會(huì)“幽”出不同的“默”來。請(qǐng)看：01.Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much...
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- 雙語 笑話 Who is it?
- A ship was passing by a desert （荒無人煙的） island, where stood a man who was shouting and waving wildly. “Who is it?” the passengers asked the captain. “I don’t...
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- Americans have a strong sense of humor. 雙語笑話
- 美國人面面觀:我們的幽默 英漢雙語笑話 Because everyone has ancestors, family and friends of every possible race, color, creed and national origin, and because sensitivity...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 Relatives
- A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 蒼蠅和湯的故事匯總
- 01.Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.顧客：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅。服務(wù)員：沒關(guān)系的，先生。它喝不了多少湯。02. Custo...
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