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- Two young boys 雙語 笑話
- Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一只年老貓咪的幸福生活
- Ellery 和Bowen為貓咪Tom造的扶梯 英國每日郵報報道，倫敦有對情侶養了只11歲的貓咪“湯姆”，但是湯姆患有關節炎，爬躍能力大為受限。情侶倆擔心它就此怠于活動，就量身定制了一架旋梯，以便它...
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- 雙語笑話 marriage certificate
- Wife: ”What are you doing?“Husband : Nothing.Wife : ”Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.“Husband : “I was looking for the expiry date....
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- 雙語 笑話 原因
- A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that th...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 幾胞胎
- Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins...
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- 雙語 笑話 男性成長三階段
- The Three Stages of Man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus! 男性成長的三階段： 相信圣誕老人的存在。 不相...
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- 雙語 笑話 1000元的腦筋急轉彎
- On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the thr...
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- 雙語 笑話 鉛筆
- What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil? Answer: use a pen 若圣誕老人的馴鹿吃掉你的鉛筆該怎么辦？ 答案：用原子筆歡迎來論壇討論更多：http://bbs...
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- 雙語 笑話 圣誕老人的愛好
- What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe 圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么？ 答案：鋤地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是...
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- 雙語 笑話 送出去還有的東西
- What can Santa give away and still keep? Answer: a cold. 什么東西圣誕老人可以分送出去，自己卻也還留著？ 答案：感冒。 歡迎來論壇討論更多：http://bbs.ebigear.com/thread-...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 晚飯
- “I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？” “No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener．” “...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Secret For a Long Life 雙語笑話
- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 New Year Resolution
- 雙語笑話 New Year Resolution New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 讓人無奈的孩子
- When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming ,...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 毒蛇
- Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 水果游戲
- Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of th...
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- 雙語笑話 業余工作
- When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day?" I asked....
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 水分子 雙語笑話
- An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.""...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Correct-很對
- Correct Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don’t know... Teacher: Correct. 9 秒前 上傳下載附件 (31.83 KB) 很...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 Only cash and credit cards
- When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged fora room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size andnumber of people. " Do you take ch...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 1809年發生了什么 雙語笑話
- Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Ab...
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- The poor husband 雙語笑話
- "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she e...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Marry Him 雙語笑話
- Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother. "...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- To be on the Safe Side 英漢雙語笑話
- In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the m...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Impudent Questions 英漢雙語笑話
- A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and...
2018-11-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
