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- 英漢雙語笑話 I Could Do It Slower
- Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you li...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 Is He Dying?
- Is He Dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, "The doctor has...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 蘑菇與毒蕈
- Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, i...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓人捧腹的英語文化陷阱~Turn the table 07.13
- 一位親戚和妻子失和到了要離婚的地步。幾天前接到親戚電話，說他們在走進律師樓之前，先去求助于心理和婚姻問題專家。夫婦倆心平氣和地坐下來談了好多次，互相之間多了一份理解，少了一份猜...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語 笑話 What soldiers?
- Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?妻子：親愛的！快看那些士兵，他們看經過的那位漂亮女郎都看得發...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話 My Boss and I
- My Boss and I When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.W...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓人捧腹的英語文化陷阱~ With a grain of salt
- 一天吃飯的時候，好友Allen和他的中國籍太太坐在餐桌旁大談最近流行的一種草藥，說它能包治百病。 Allen 說了一句：“I’d like to take it with a grain of salt”。他太太笑道：“你以為它...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓人捧腹的英語文化陷阱~Wearing two hats 07.14
- 同事朋友聚會，少不了相互介紹。先生在向我介紹他的同事Larry時，說他可是個大忙人：“He is wearing two hats。” 我說，你開什么玩笑，他根本就沒戴帽子。 Larry一直以笑作答，倒是先生察言觀...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話練習——BUY BRICK
- BUY BRICK Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the m...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓人捧腹的英語文化陷阱~ You are in for a treat!
- 這天，同事們正在討論為我和 Rhonda 開生日 party的事情，為了尊重壽星，大家讓Rhonda 和我選擇一家中意的餐廳。Rhonda建議去鎮上一家叫做BBQ的美國餐廳。我從來沒有去過那里，于是就問她那...
2018-11-24 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.2
- In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，To...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.1
- Mr．Brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant，a very stupid boy， rushed hastily into his master's room and shouted loudly in an excited voice，“Fire，Fire！The...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.3
- Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．” Young h...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.4
- A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.5
- What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． “Mary， you ought to have married a better man．”...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.6
- Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said：“Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth a...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.7
- “I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，”said the lady to her husband．“But something's been bothering me for days．” “So？” said the husband．“Tell m...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.8
- Mr．Green went to Germany，because he had some work there．He came back last Monday，and his young wife met him at the airport．They walked to their car and passed a tall，pretty ai...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.9
- On his deathbed poor Lubin lies；His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries； They both express their care．“A different cause，”says Parson Sly， “The s...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.10
- “I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？” “No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broke...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.11
- A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchfl...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.12
- One day a boy came to his teacher and said：“Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．” “I certainly do，”said the teacher，“and you tell your father he is very ki...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.13
- A teacher said to her class： “Who was the first man？” “George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly． “How do you make out that George Washington was the...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.14
- A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement． A pupil meeting h...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.15
- I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read．There was a book used by the leaners in reading called“Dialogues between a Mi...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
