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- 笑話習題簿11.1.14
- Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 旅行者：我還...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.15
- On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.16
- A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.17
- A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.18
- In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't k...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.19
- In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.20
- Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She ask...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.21
- Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.22
- At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.23
- Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.媽媽（正教訓她的女兒）：你不該拽貓的...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.24
- There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! To...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.25
- "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?" "You did," admitted the b...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.26
- A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make a...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.27
- Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Wh...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.28
- A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following ret...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.29
- A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. 一個有六個孩...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.30
- At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1.31
- Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 妻子：親愛的！快看那些士兵，他們看經過的那位漂亮女郎都看得...
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- 笑話習題簿11.2.1
- "Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?" "No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one." “你的畫在美術展上有賣出去嗎？” “沒有，但...
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- 笑話習題簿11.2.2
- One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't cli...
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- 笑話習題簿11.2.3
- Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 父親...
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- 笑話習題簿11.2.4
- Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？ 媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！...
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- 笑話習題簿11.2.5
- A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “O...
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- 笑話習題簿11.2.6
- Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty,...
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- 笑話習題簿11.2.7
- Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安？ 老師發問道。把許多小孔用繩...
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