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- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.8
- Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell you my greatest secret." H...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.9
- Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you li...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.10
- "No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out." "Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a di...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.11
- "If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. “如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我，”他發(fā)誓，“我就要去死。” 六十年后...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.12
- Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject．You seem to l...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.13
- Mr．a(chǎn)nd Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.14
- It was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the g...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.15
- There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very saddened by the fact that h...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.16
- One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，“Mom my， what's puberty？”My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look up th...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.17
- On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.18
- While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den（私室，賊窩） . What is the big brass gong（鑼） and hammer for? one of his frie...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.19
- One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "Bu...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.20
- An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was inprison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help h...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.21
- When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.When I do somet...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.22
- The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. H...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.23
- A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair. "When are you going to stop buying that...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.24
- During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity co...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.25
- "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are d...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.26
- Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to have a look. After examining the bicycle carefully,...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.27
- Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he an...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.28
- A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble．O...
2018-11-23 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Some humorous stories (一)
- 1: A boy was playing football in the street. He played it so quickly that the ball flew straight into a house. After breaking the window the boy...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Some humorous stories (二)
- 4: Mr. While went to a dinner party. He wore his old clothes. He came into the room, but people in the room didn't look at him. They didn't ask h...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美國(guó)偶像毒舌評(píng)委損人經(jīng)典語錄
- 美國(guó)偶像評(píng)委西蒙·考威爾把參賽選手罵得狗血噴頭卻不帶一個(gè)臟字，可見參加選秀的人需要多大的忍耐力。趕快來看看這些話到底損到了什么程度。 It sounded like cats jumping off the...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話習(xí)題簿10.17
- JOKE： I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
