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- 笑話習題簿10.18
- JOKE: An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to conta...
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- 笑話習題簿10.19
- JOKE: Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines a...
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- 笑話習題簿10.20
- JOKE: Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast line...
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- 笑話習題簿10.21
- JOKE: Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounde...
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- 笑話習題簿10.22
- JOKE: At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wonderin...
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- 笑話習題簿10.23
- JOKE: At the cleaners, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it wont be ready," he said...
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- 笑話習題簿10.24
- JOKE: While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Je...
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- 笑話習題簿10.25
- JOKE: A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled fr...
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- 笑話習題簿10.26
- JOKE: One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. Jo...
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- 笑話習題簿10.27
- JOKE: Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was...
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- 笑話習題簿10.28
- JOKE: One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. Jo...
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- 笑話習題簿10.29
- JOKE: Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched,revealing the numbers. "Thank yo...
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- 笑話習題簿10.30
- JOKE: As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on...
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- 笑話習題簿10.31
- JOKE: After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husba...
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- 笑話習題簿11.1
- JOKE: A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head." "Dont listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head....
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- 英語習題簿11.2
- JOKE: As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patients. I quietly...
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- 笑話習題簿11.3
- JOKE: A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "Whats the other hat f...
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- 笑話習題簿11.4
- JOKE: After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newsp...
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- 英語習題簿11.5
- JOKE: The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, He...
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- 英語習題簿11.6
- JOKE: One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious an...
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- 笑話習題簿11.7
- Joke: Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teach...
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- 笑話習題簿11.8
- JOKE: The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" Th...
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- 笑話習題簿11.9
- NOTE: A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the...
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- 笑話習題簿11.10
- JOKE: A listener called the disc jockey on the air at our radio stationto ask about the upcoming lunar eclipse. "The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning," the D...
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- 笑話習題簿11.11
- JOKE: As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that ther...
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