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- 笑話習題簿11.12
- JOKE:Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ? Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O! 譯文：老師：水的分...
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- 笑話習題簿11.13
- JOKE: Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme di...
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- 笑話習題簿11.14
- JOKE: My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another under...
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- 笑話習題簿11.15
- JOKE: When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and...
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- 笑話習題簿11.16
- JOKE: Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he wo...
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- 笑話習題簿11.17
- JOKE: One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There...
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- 笑話習題簿11.18
- JOKE: At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked. The customer th...
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- 雙語習題簿11.19
- JOKE: My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for Mother, but the family hom...
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- 雙語習題簿11.20
- JOKE： A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he migh...
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- 英漢雙語笑話11.21
- JOLE: A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."...
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- 雙語習題簿11.22
- JOKE： As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20% off sale. "I bet your girlfriend would love...
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- 笑話習題簿11.23
- JOKE: Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me. John: How is that? Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.譯文： 杰克：我女...
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- 笑話習題簿11.24
- JOKE: In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?" Jack thought a moment, the...
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- 笑話習題簿11.25
- JOKE: Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began pray...
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- 笑話習題簿11.26
- Dear white, something you got to know親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born, I was black.當我出生時，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我長大了，我是黑色的When I'm u...
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- 笑話習題簿11.27
- JOKE: "Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind." "You're absolutely right," said t...
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- 笑話習題簿11.28
- JOKE: One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel． “There is no need for you to argue the p...
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- 笑話習題簿11.29
- JOKE: A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back wha...
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- 笑話習題簿11.30
- If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 如果你親她, 那你就沒有紳士風度 If you don't, you are not a man 可是如果你不親她, 那你就不算男子漢! If you praise her, she thinks you...
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- 笑話習題簿 12.01
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their...
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- 笑話習題簿12.2
- 十大經(jīng)典店鋪口號1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 一家消聲器店外："根本不用預(yù)約，我們聽到你來了！" 2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-ex...
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- 笑話習題簿12.3
- A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hun...
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- 笑話習題簿12.4
- A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A w...
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- 笑話習題簿12.5
- When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped...
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- 笑話習題簿12.6
- While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
