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- English Humor Part 9
- Fire and Hot WaterMr. Brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant, a very stupid boy, rushed into his master's room and shouted. “Fire! Fire! The kitchen is...
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- English Humor Part 8
- The Mystery of SuccessOnce I asked one of my friends about the mystery of her handsome and successful husband. This is her reply:“A wife with an unpleasant look can make he...
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- English Humor Part 7
- Is Tom Right?One evening Tom was sitting in a concert hall with his uncle, They were listening to the beautiful music.“Do you know music?” his uncle asked Tom.“Yes.”“Ca...
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- English Humor Part 12
- Where Do You Have Trouble?Schoolboy: Excuse me, Miss, I'm calling just to tell you I can't go to school today.Teacher: Why? What's wrong?Schoolboy: I don't feel well.Teacher...
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- English Humor Part 11
- Not a Good BoyPeter came back from school and said to his father happily, “Dad, our teacher asked us a question this morning. Only one student could answer it. Do you know...
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- English Humor Part 14
- When Do We Start?An angry drunk was shouting at the police station.“What I want to know is—what was I brought in for?”“You were brought in for drinking,” replied the se...
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- English Humor Part 13
- What Do You Need Most?“Now, Madam,” said the salesman after showing his company's products, “What do you need most at home now?”“Money, sir,” the woman said with no he...
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- 英漢雙語笑話113
- 1.Always Thirsty"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?""No, but I am always...
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- 英漢雙語笑話112
- 1.Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It/'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeoplee...
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- 英漢雙語笑話111
- 1.An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank?...
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- English Humor Part 15
- PigA man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig.The man was found guilty and fined.After the trial he asked the judge, "Th...
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- 英漢雙語笑話115
- 1.Waste or Save?Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?浪費還是節約...
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- 英漢雙語笑話114
- 1.A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?Mom: No, Honey, what?Kate: A nice teapot.Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot.Kate: No, you haven"t...
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- 英漢雙語笑話119
- 1.林肯過生日 Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little W...
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- 英漢雙語笑話118
- 1.The Mean Man's Party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor a...
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- 英漢雙語笑話117
- 1.Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a re...
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- 英漢雙語笑話116
- I know who god is!A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."The son is confused, so he a...
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- 英漢雙語笑話121
- 1.瘋狂的司機 There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the...
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- 英漢雙語笑話120
- 1.Did You Know Him?At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the...
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- 英漢雙語笑話123
- 1.誰暗殺了林肯"Who killed Abraham Lincoln*?" the teacher asked her seventh-graders**. Everyone but John raised a hand to answer. " Do you know, John?" she asked. "Dammit*...
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- 英漢雙語笑話122
- 1.什么士兵What soldiers?Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?什么士兵？妻子：親愛的！快看那些士兵...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Slowing traffic
- Slowing trafficA farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that his chick...
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- Romeo & Juliet 搞笑版劇本
- Romeo and Juliet 第一幕旁白:A few centuries ago, Shakespeare style of writing Romeo affected with the love story of the Juliet how much person of state of mind. Now, they ha...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 令人瞠目結舌的廣告
- The English Advertisements Amazed You 令人瞠目結舌的英文廣告 人們常抱怨國內學英語非常不方便，至少不能學到地道的英語表達。可是，是否英語國家里人們的語言表達就非常標準，非常地道...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話124
- 1.丈夫的休息日My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. 丈夫正在過休息日，他看著我在屋子里來回奔忙。I picked up his dirty clothe...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
