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- Not Bad
- Not BadA man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks he...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Tiger and deer
- A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一頭鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了這頭鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？” The tiger hesi...
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- In The Air
- Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy(吝嗇) and hated spending money. One day a fair(集市) came to the nearby town. “Let’s go to the fair, Matt,...
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- All-night Duty
- All-night DutyA police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wan...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-01
- The man is looking for itA little boy came home with a five－dollar bill and said he found it．“Are you sure it was lost?” asked his mother．““Sure，I ' m sure,” said the littl...
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- 英語笑話中英對照
- All-purpose Dissolvent （萬能溶劑） A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-03
- Lift An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service．“The lift will be down presently，”said a nearby clerk．“The lift？”said th...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-02
- These are my jeansAfter going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself－－especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．“Look，look．” s...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-05
- Driving carFather：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right－hand turn．”Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing．”開 車父親：“哎呀，我剛才違規右轉彎...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-04
- Humor Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair．”Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror．Just look at Grandma．”幽 默母親：“蘇茜，每次你表現不好，我就多長一根...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-07
- Now I can go home One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question．I'll permit him or her to go ho...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-06
- Not Necessary To Answer Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question．How much hair do you hav...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-09
- The Things Kids Say One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-08
- Don’t tell her Two twins went to the kindergarten．“Who's the elder and who's the younger one？” asked a nurse．One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her．”不 要...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-11
- You don’t have to pay for lightningTeacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity？Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning. 閃電不用付錢 老師：誰...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-10
- H o n e s t yA man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer．The following exchange takes place．．．Man：What's the problem，officer？Officer：You were going at least ７５in a ５５zone．Man：N...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-13
- Nice TryMy wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, who’s a hair stylist, said, “If you let us off with a warning,...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-12
- He must have a computerA mother was teaching her ５-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exa...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-15
- Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed？”Student：“I know，I know．At the bottom of the page．”《獨立...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-14
- Who is DisgustingFirst：“My neighbor is very disgusting，who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night．”Second：“It is disgusting in faith，do you...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-16
- A new Version1) of Washington and Cherry TreeMr．Washington looked at the cherry tree and scratched his chin．“Now George，”he said to his son，“Are you sure you had nothing to d...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-18
- The reds or the greens？Two apples up in a tree were looking down on the world．The first apple said，“Look at all those people fighting，robbing，rioting －－no one seems willing to get...
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- 英語沙龍-開心樂園-17
- Fresh RicherA fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death．A person asks him：“Which one is better？”He says：“Of course the zinc1)－filled is more durable2)，but th...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國的老爸這樣給他的孩子性教育
- 周一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了..."Daddy?How did I come into this world?"「爹地，我是怎么來到這世界的？」"Well,my child,someday I"ll have to tell you anyway...
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- 完美的女人和完美的男人
- There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
