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- 一則笑話測試你的英語水平
- I have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "Pet Supplies" so he did, this wasn't too b...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑電腦問題大全：能幫我重啟網絡嗎？
- Computer help desks are used to fielding oddball requests but sometimes the questions leave even the best of them stumped.Such as: "Why isn't my wireless mouse connected to...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Roast Pig 烤乳豬
- roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." B...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- They're Busy
- One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.“ May I speak to your parents? ”“ They're busy. ”“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”“ The police. ”“ Can I speak to them? ” “ They're b...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Fastest thing
- Fastest thing Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.One common question was asked to all of them.IN...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- bush
- One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said,...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默故事6則
- The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jum...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑話3則 THREE JOKES
- 1.Count to one Hundred Before You Speak In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Trick of Stealing Watermelons
- Trick of Stealing WatermelonsAh Q still had the habit of stealing. In village Wee, the watermelons grown by the Zhang's were big and sweet which was known far and near. One...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Family problems
- Family problems…Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me...
2018-11-22 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話70
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Stunning Reply 出色的回答
My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chor...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話71
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Long Life
A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle.
Many people wanted to buy it and the man...
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- 英漢雙語笑話72
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A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had be...
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- 英漢雙語笑話73
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A wee...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話74
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Creative
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthful...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話75
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How Much Is It?
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話76
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Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Fuel
- Joke:The Fuel
One day, Mr Caterpillar decided to hitch a ride to town. As he was standing by the roadside, a family of bees came by in a little car and offered him a ride....
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話77
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The Same Duties
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話78
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Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course m...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話79
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Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話80
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My Husband Will Be Home Soon
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話81
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A Smart Housewife.
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and s...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話82
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Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the m...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話83
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GOOD SIGHT
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in th...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
