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- 英漢雙語笑話108
- 1.
When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out several books from the libra...
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- 英漢雙語笑話109
- 1.
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I...
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- 英漢雙語笑話110
- 1.
The great painter was asked，one day to paint a picture of“Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea”．A little while after the picture had been commenced，a hitch arose over the fee，and...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 多功能蒼蠅拍
- The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter
(Originally in English)
A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw
that some tea had already been made by her
15-year-old daughter....
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- Nothing to Save
- Nothing to Save
(Originally in Chinese)
A salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to
buy a refrigerator. He told her it would save her
a lot of money because it w...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Keys? Kiss?
- Keys? Kiss?
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday o...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Nail Or A Fly?
- An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the mom...
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- Class and Ass
- Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed o...
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- Only Once
- Only Once
A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried.
"Yes, he was," the man replied.
"Do you...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Good News And Bad News
- Good News And Bad News
"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"
"Your...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話兩則
- Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "You've done the right...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢英漢雙語笑話兩則
- Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "You've done the right thing," says Mommy. "B...
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- I'll change my name
- I"LL CHANGE MY NAME
At the age of 16,Eddie decided to leave home and join a theater compang.His father was appalled.
"A son of mine on the stage?It's a disgrace!"he said angrily,"What if the nei...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- West Point
- West Point
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neat...
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- Virtue 美德
- Virtue
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its ineffici...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Alr
- I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already!
A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, o...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 在美說中式英語: "我們的浴室關了"
- 在美說中式英語 我們的浴室關了
2008-02-01
我們大學曾經與美國一所大學的學生聯歡，大家談笑甚歡，意猶未盡，便邀請美國學生到我們的宿舍玩。走到半路，其中一個美國女孩問，“Where is the bathroom？”我好不納悶，她怎么會關...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Smugglar
- A Smugglar
The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bu...
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- 英語、中文笑話2
- A Duck in a Convenience Store
One duck walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk said no, and the duck left.
The ne...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- An Alarm Clock
- An Alarm Clock
A young man went to a mountain village for his holiday. One night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.
Before going to bed, he went to the own...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- my little dog can't read
- my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Politicians' Lie 政客的謊言
- A bus carrying politicians was driving down a country road,when all of sudden,the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old famer,after seeing what happened ,...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- who ' s heart is better
- A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. "you’re in luck, two hearts just became available...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Advantage of Wearing Glasses
- The Advantage of Wearing Glasses
Helen's eyes were not very good, so she usually wore glasses, but when she was nineteen and began to go out with a young man, she never wor...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Presents To Mother
- Presents To Mother
There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back togeth...
2018-11-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
