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- 《新梁祝外傳》
- 旁白：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁•路德•金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Duck
- A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and leave...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lippy Parrot
- On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "A...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Hiking
- A father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.
"Where did you get the money for that?" he asked.
"It must have cost over 300 dol...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話
- 英文笑話:AFRICAN ROULETTE
Joke:AFRICAN ROULETTE
The new American Ambassador was being entertained by an
African Diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progr...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Elephant Time
- Elephant Time
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his wa...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Indian Names
- This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "because he was conceived...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in t...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Gettin' Drunk
- Gettin' Drunk
One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”
The other man a...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Wishful Thinking
- Wishful Thinking
There was a grandfather who came home with two blessed
candies to give to his grandson. One was green and the
other was red, and he asked his grandson, "Which candy
would you like to...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Good News or Bad?
- Good News or Bad?
There was a millionaire who was having a heart attack,
and he was taken to a hospital emergency room. After
he was admitted to the hospital his three sons and four
daughters walked u...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- How old is he?
- An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condi...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Time Has Come!
- The Time Has Come!
There was a disciple who was responsible for brewing and
serving tea for his master. His master had a precious antique
teapot, which the master loved ve...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Wrong Kind of Doctor
- The Wrong Kind of Doctor
There was a lady who went to see a doctor, and the doctor said,
"Sit down, Ma'am. What's the matter with you? Can you tell me
what's wrong?" And t...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- FATHER AND SON
- Little Johnny's father thought that Johnny was spending too much time playing computer games.He wanted to make little Johnny pay more attention to his schoolwork,so he said,...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 新東方老師上課講的笑話
- [ 張洪偉] 起名字的問題：中西方都不愿意以獻花、野草起名字，什么牡丹玫瑰，小紅小翠了，一聽就變味了；張建、李建，但不能叫范建（賤）了；北京以前有個建（賤）人學校，你打電話咨詢，服務小姐會說：您好，賤人。...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- son-in-law
- Joke:son-in-law
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vi...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Stop That
- Joke: Stop That
One day little Johnny was in class when the teacher let go of a ripper of a fart.
She then turns around and blames it on Johnny and says, "Johnny stop t...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Milkmaid
- A country maid was walking to the town to sell some milk, which she carried in a pitcher on her head. As she went along, she said to herself, “I have already fifty eggs at...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 簡單的稅率
- MAN: Who could that be? "KNOCK KNOCK"
MAN: KOYER THE LAWYER!What brings you here?
LAWYER:A public service.I bring important news form the king regarding taxes.
LAWYER:"D...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你活不成了
- you're not going to make it 你活不成了
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in th...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話
- Who Should be Given the Present? 禮物該給誰？
A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Wh...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A new branch
- A man walks past a beggar on the conner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks past th...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Sick Leave
- I urgently needed a few days off work.
But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would tell me to take a few...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The poor husband
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2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
