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- Not Fair
- Not fair
A:Mr.Brown died yesterday,are you going to attend his funeral?
B:No,of course not!
A:Why not?I thought you were friends.
B:It wouldn't be fair if I did.
A:Not fair?...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- God's Child
- God's Child
(Originally in Chinese)
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our
teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I
say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Incredible pig
- One morning a city slicker was driving through the country and saw something he could not believe ; A pig with a wooden leg ! he pulled over and walked up to the pig pen to...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 4 New Fathers
- Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulation...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Chauffeur told me
- Joke:Chauffeur told me
A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper,...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Need a push?
- A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat- a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not get...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- a great man
- Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默短文欣賞
- 幽默短文欣賞
Three Reasons
Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．
John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.
三 條 理...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- crawling home
- A solid looking guy was sitting in a bar,drinking away.Suddenly he said to the bartender," I have to go home or the wife will be mad,she is always opposed to my drinking say...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話
- 一．The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think th...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Man Upstairs
- Mr.Johnson is 65 and retired now. Because he is a very good doctor, a lot of people still come to ask him to look them over. He's very busy in the daytime and wanted to have...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Just Helpless
- The teacher was asking one of her pupils some questions, but not even one of the answers was correct. So the teacher began to ask him some very simple questions, she hoped t...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I wasn't dead
- A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I w...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- ate my socks
- Ate my socks
Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy’s in the bathroom. as Jimmy’s getting underdressed he says to himsel...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
(Pilgrims)
Which cat discovered America?
(Christofurry Columbus)
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
(Because they never lea...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Just Ask the Boss (老板最大)
- There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There were
three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000;
and the third one, $30,000. The customer...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話
- 1.An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."
"How many bullets do you need?"
The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話2
- 1.
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"J...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話3
- 1.
我忘了那人是誰
A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：“Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recal...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 優點待查
- What Does She See in Him?
A husband and wife were watching a TV show one night in which a wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he was cheati...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話4
- 1.
一秒鐘與一百萬
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話5
- 1.
Accident
Workman：“Mr．Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages． I have just been married．”
Employer：“Very sorry，my dear man， but I can't helpyou． For accidents...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話6
- 1.
An Urgent Standby Passenger
While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment ,...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話7
- 1.
For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," expla...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Cigars and Insurance
- Joke:A Cigars and Insurance
A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, h...
2018-11-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
