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- 英漢雙語笑話59
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鄉紳
In a small pretty village in Notting ham shire there formerly lived a respectable Squire， who excelled all his friends in amusements athletic， and whose manner of...
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- 英漢雙語笑話58
- 1.He who sleeps catches no fish，—but he who keeps awake catches crabs every moment of his life．
All professions can yield a man enough to live on，—except professions of fai...
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- 英漢雙語笑話61
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A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to...
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- 英漢雙語笑話60
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No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice．
“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to...
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- 英漢雙語笑話62
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What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．
“Mary， you ought to have married a better man．”
“Joh...
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- 英漢雙語笑話63
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An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle
Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to have a look.
Af...
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- 英漢雙語笑話64
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Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said：“Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth a...
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- 英漢雙語笑話65
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“I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，”said the lady to her husband．“But something's been bothering me for days．”
“So？” said the husband．“Tell me...
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- 英漢雙語笑話66
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“I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？”
“No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopene...
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- 英漢雙語笑話67
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A teacher said to her class：
“Who was the first man？”
“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
“How do you make out that George Washington was the first...
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- 英漢雙語笑話68
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The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours．Then he started again，and said he：“Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we had tails like a baboon，wh...
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- 英漢雙語笑話69
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The Name of a Poet
Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today．
“It works like this，” she said．“Suppose you wan...
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- 每日一笑(4.1)
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Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.2)
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All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an i...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.3)
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My Husband Will Be Home Soon
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really lo...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.4)
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Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy...
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- 每日一笑(4.5)
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Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to sa...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.8)
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What's your name?
A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My name is Stone,and I'm even har...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.9)
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The Same Duties
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一則英語笑話測試你的英語水平
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- It's his falut
- Billy and Bobby are students in a primary school ,and they are brothers.thy had often fight with
each other.
Last saturday,their mother wanted to keep them away from the appliances,she said to the k...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Two girls
- Sue and Lucy are good friends.They are in the same class at school.They often visit each other's home at weekends.Now they are both eight years old.Sue's mother has got a new baby.Sue is very...
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- press the suit
- A man walked into a dry cleaner‘s in Brooklyn.“ How much would you change to press this suit?" He required.
"Four dollars."
"You must be crazy." Exclaimed the man, "...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Miscommunication-Chinese Names
- Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! W...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Birthday Gift!
- Birthday Gift
One day ,i am working in the office .And my foreign friend the he come from Canada gave me a ring .
"Hello,it is alex speaking ,who is this"?
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2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
