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- A Call from a Frog
- A Call from a Frog
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told ,"you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who wii want to know everything about you...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Professors
- Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazard...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Airsick
- A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immedi...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- An Ugly Baby
- A WOMAN with a baby in her arms was sitting in the waiting room at a railway station, sobbing bitterly. Up came a porter and asked her what the trouble was. "Oh, dear me," s...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.19)
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Two Tickets
"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two
tickets: one to get in and one to get out."
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2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 找個伴侶
- Looking for a Companion
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate :"i want a conpanion who is samll and cute,loves water sports and enjoys group act...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A BIG E-mail Mistake
- An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he re...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Vacation Cruise
- A Vacation Cruise
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $100.After he signs up and pays,the travel agent hits him with a bat,knocks him unco...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（4.20）
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Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
他為啥喊
牙醫：請你不要再喊...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（4.21）
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Do remember not to smoke
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline y...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（4.22）
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Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.
"Is the baby * fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.
"* fed, of course!" replied the woman.
"Take off you...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A man who said no
- On a damp winter evening, A zalours friend of main noticed a man staggerin about Times
Squauer subway station ,a briefcase swung from his hand and he'd noticebely had on...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Lion and the Mouse
- The Lion and the Mouse
A LION was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up angrily, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- She was stunned
- The fourth-grade teacher had to leave to room for a few minutes . When she returned , she found the children in perfect order . She was stunned and said , "I've never seen...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- GIRL'S NAME
- GIRL'S NAME
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles after my beloved late (1) father, despite family warnings that the name was too masculine (2).
Years later, when I felt she was old enou...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（4.23）
- I just took off my clothes to prepare for a good fight
One day, two house sparrows sat on a tree and chatted.
The bigger sparrow said to the smaller sparrow:"I am so capable! Dive steeply, fly in ci...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（4.24）
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While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them. In running, one journalist said to the other...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個斜眼的人Two CrossEyed Men
- Two CrossEyed Men
Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another．
“Why the devil don't you look where you are going？”said the first．...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（4.25）
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After receiving warnings from his father, a pupil was so worried that he came to school to tell his teacher:"I don't mean to frighten you but my father said somebody woul...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A SHEEP IS LOST AT THE FORKED
- Yangzi’s neighbor lost a sheep; his neighbor not only led his relatives, but also asked Yangzi’s young servants to go together with them to pursue the lost sheep. Yangzi s...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（4.26）
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lecture
On a snowstorm day, a college professor drove 75 kilos to teach only to find one audience in the classroom. Then, when he finished lecturing and was ready to leav...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Fool
- Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him.
He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and wit...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What is love and marriage
- A student ask a teacher, "what is love?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the padi
field and choose the biggest padi and come back. But the rule...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 研究生和本科生的區別
- 研究生和本科生的區別
“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California St...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語的幽默快看喲
- 1Fine for Parking
Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Par...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
