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- 每日一笑 （5.8）
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An Interesting Answer
Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon?
Bobby: Australia.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑
- roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 夜間到太陽上去
- Going to the Sun During the Night
When the Americans were getting ready to send their firstmen to the moon， an old Irishman was watching them on tele vision in the bar of...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文幽默：送給每天坐在電腦前工作的人們
- A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under
Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to t...
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- 每日一笑(5.10)
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The Mean Man's Party
吝嗇鬼的聚會
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up t...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- This is as far as I go
- At a deparemant store a man getting on an escalator tripped and fell down the moving stairs.
Half-way down he collided with a woman and togther they rolled to the botom.Reac...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What Is a Traitor？
- What Is a Traitor？
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？”
Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(5.11)
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Talking clock
會說話的鐘
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student...
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- 每日一笑(5.12)
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Blind Date
相親（笑話）
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call hi...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(5.13)
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St Peter's question
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one q...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lipstick in School -- Priceles
- According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick an...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(5.14)
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Goethes Tolerance
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stoppe...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- why do you never phone me?
- Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with hi...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Dead Cat一只死貓
- Jim let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(5.15)
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The Lucky Cat
"Father," said Jimmy, running into the drawing-room," there's a bigblack cat in the dining-room."
"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美國人的笑話
- An English, a French and an American fell in group of robbers hands.The gang leader has shown the kindness of heart front, allows them into execute does last the matter.
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2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Broken engagement
- Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it....
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Microsoft Joke
- There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- My First and My Last第一次與最后一次
- When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
喬治35歲時買了架小型飛機，并開...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誰暗殺了林肯
- "Who killed Abraham Lincoln*?" the teacher asked her
seventh-graders**. Everyone but John raised a hand
to answer. " Do you know, John?" she asked.
"Dammit***, I do...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- How to Make Everybody Happy?
- How to Make Everybody Happy?
Peter's uncle live in the country. Once Peter went to stay with him for a few weeks.Whenever they went for a walk or for a drive in the car...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Shave head 刮頭
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The smell is terrible
- The smell is terrible
A man came to the police station and complained, " I have three
brothers----We all lived in one room. One of my brothers has six cats;
another has...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- My teeth are in the piece
- At the cinema, a woman was watching the film, enjoying it very much. Sitting next to her was a man, who was obviously eating something. Suddenly he started looking over the...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有趣的譯文（不看后悔啊）
- >Dear Wang little sister:
>親愛的王小姐：
>From see you one eye, i shit love you.
>自從看到你的第一眼，我便愛上了你。
>Your eyes close, I die;Your eyes open, i come to live.
>Yo...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
