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- dead turtle我能不能掐死它
- "Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
The mother kissed him on the head, the...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- My Dog Doesn't Bite
- I went to the mail box to mail a letter. On the way I saw an Irish Setter sitting on a hill. I wanted to pet it, but didn't want to get bit. Altought filled with fear, I lifted up my hand to pet t...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The reason of the Buttocks pai
- The reason of the Buttocks pain
The fox was in love with a rabbit, they drank beer, the rabbit get drunk, foxes take the opportunity to rape the rabbit, After a few days，the...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Luggage
- A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhe...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英美的廁所文化
- 這樣一則笑話：一個外賓想上廁所，便對翻譯說：“I wonder if I can go somewhere?”(我可以方便一下嗎?)而翻譯卻把somewhere誤解為“某處”，因而回答道“Yes, you can go anywhere in China.”...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Synonym=Bad Language
- One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?"
"What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish,...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- They don't talk
- Mr Jones was very angry with his wife ,and she was very angry with her husband. For several days.They did not speak to each other at all.One evening Mr Jones was very tired when he came back from work...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 超搞笑
- Mr Wood began his trip last Friday. Two days later when he was traveling in the country by car, he saw a dog behind a fat man. As the car came near them, thedog suddenly started to cross the road. Of...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 輕松一刻
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--what does "love" mean, peter?
--well,i like my mum and my dad, but i love candy.
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--why do mother dangaroos hate rainy days?
--because the children have to play inside.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 沒關系
- Hurrying my 11-year-old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light where it was prohibited.”Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just made an illegal turn...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The first 3 years of marriage
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The job interview
- A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematic...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- One rich man(英語幽默)
- Joke:One rich man
One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in
Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes; a...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Stupid Question
- Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Every day,thousands of people passed his door,and a lot of them stopped and said to him,"what's the time,please?"
After a fe...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English joke
- 一?t英?笑??y?你的英?水?
I have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "Pet Supplie...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Good & Bad news
- 好消息＆?南?
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I’ve got good news and bad news," the owner replie...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Humorous Remark
- Humorous Remark
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
某人死後?淼教???...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Special Significance
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My husband is generally not a very romantic person,so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd anniversary he surprised me with 17 roses. Curious about the odd amount,...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默榨汁
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Watching TV
- Last Monday we had an English lesson ,at the first our English teacher, who is from the USA ,took a joke. He said a story about his grandparents, they had nine kids. Because...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Man bites crocodile
- Man bites crocodile
A BUSINESSMAN who was attacked by a crocodile in Malawi, Africa eacaped by biting the reptile on its nose last week. Both his arms were inside the full-...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Homework problem
- Homework problem
THE parents of students at a Houston, Texas middle school will probably receive strict punishment if students habitually fail to complete their homework an...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- english for fun
- juliet was saying her bedtime prayers,"please god,"she said."make naples the capital of italy.make naples the capital of italy."
her mother interrupted her and said,"juliet,...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- an interesting story
- tom was playing video games while his mother was busy doing the housework.
tom was thirsty and said to his mother,"mum,please bring me a cup of tea."
"fetch it yourself,"his...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- about proverb
- the little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"it's all right,"said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. don't you know the proverb:barking dogs don't bite?"
"ah, yes,"...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
