What is This Thing Called Love?
A wise man once said that love is a wonderful thing. Although this statement leaves sparse room for argument， it does little to define what love is beyond the vague realm of wonderful. It is my duty as a devout romantic to embark upon the seemingly difficult task of defining love by looking at the history， explaining what love is not， and examining the uses of love and the results of that usage.
The origin of the word is probably the most logical place to start. As with many words in the English language， love is a derivative of the Latin word "causemajoraproblemus" which means "You're miserable when you got it and miserable when you don't." The word was created to explain the biological phenomenon that existed when certain individuals came into contact with each other and either remained together or went about their lives separately. Regardless of the outcome， the relationship was usuallycharacteristic of throat lumps， knotted stomaches， weak knees， temporary loss of language， sweaty palms， dizzyness， sneezing， and occasional nausea. Belligerent insanity also resulted. History clearly illustrates this. Can we ever forget the face that launched a thousand ships？ Federally expressingVan Gogh's ear？ The construction of Le Tour Eiffel？ All of these were results of love and love lost.
Star-crossed lovers have stated that love is not hand nor foot nor any part belonging to a man. Matrimonial ceremonies also claim that love is not jealous or boastful. Let it be stated here that love also is not a gourmet dish， a domesticated animal， or a latest trend. Love is not a strategic defense mechanism nor the best kept secret at the Pentagon. Love is not another seasoning to bottle and stick on the dust-lined shelves of the spice rack. Love is not to be confused with adhesive tape.
Instead， love is a great counterpart to late， evening thunder storms on hot July nights. Love goes well with cold pizza on picnic blankets. Love is cold， wet sand between bare toes. Love is a capitalistic sell-all for novels， Top-40 pop songs， summer movies， and greeting cards.
In its simplest terms， love is a four-letter word. Much like other words of similar letter make up， when expressed it can evoke laughter， pleasure， pain， anger， and virtually any wave of reaction. Love also can be confused with feelings of indigestion and gas. Houses have been built， burned， and banished because of love.
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