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英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:More than necessary 弄巧成拙(中英雙語)

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33.More than necessary

33.弄巧成拙

One evening my husband's golfing buddy drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception.  Although this was an innocent gesture,he decided not to mention it to his wife,who tended to get jealous easily.

一天晚上,我丈夫一位打高爾夫球的朋友開車送他的秘書回家。那個秘書是因為在公司的招待會上喝多了點兒,不能自己駕車回家。這事雖然無可厚非,但是他還是決定不把
這事告訴他那愛吃蠟的妻子。

Later that night my husband's friend and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat.Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out of her window before he ,scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief , he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her .seat.” Honey,"she asked,“
have you seen my other shoe?"

也就在同天晚上,這位朋友送走秘書后,又帶著妻子驅車去飯店吃晚飯。無意中他看見一只高跟鞋半掩在后座椅子下。他不想引起懷疑,趁妾子扭頭看窗外的時侯,掏出了那
只鞋,把它扔出了車外。他大大地松了一口氣,把汽車停在了飯店外的停車場。這時,他發現他妻子正低頭找著什么東西。妻子問:“親愛的,你看見我的那只鞋了嗎?"
 

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