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趣味圖片英語笑話:if you really love me 如果你真的愛我(雙語)

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But why did you say "Just go", if you really wanted me to stay at home? I've been away for 8 years!

如果你真的想讓我呆在家里,但是你為什么說“只管走”?我已經(jīng)離家八年了!

Sveinur, if you really love me, then you'll know what I'm thinking!

Sveinur,如果你真的愛我,你就會(huì)知道我在想什么!

The debut of a classic relationship component

經(jīng)典的夫妻關(guān)系對(duì)話初次登臺(tái)

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