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• “我兄弟可能會(huì)從那邊過來。”

  Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver sa...

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• Classic humour stories(33)

  Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it？" "Your wife isn't demandi...

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  趣味圖片英語笑話：Abstract expressionism 抽象表現(xiàn)主義（雙語）

  I see a women giving birth to the idea of progress...我看到一個(gè)婦女生產(chǎn)生想法的過程……I see Buddha wrestling Shiva我看到佛濕婆摔跤Abstract expressionism is the best diversion whe...

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  加菲貓看電視-看漫畫學(xué)英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫

  tv:nothing is showing up on the computer radar so i'll put a nice "mr sunshine"right here.電視：沒有什么內(nèi)容顯示在計(jì)算機(jī)上，我將把漂亮的陽光先生留在這兒。tv:but satellite pictures show an approac...

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• 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Fishing in vain 沒有魚可釣（中英雙語）

  32.Fishing in vain32.沒有魚可釣Two Texans went up to Minnesota to go ice fishing.After setting up their tent，they started to cut a hole in the ice. As they pulled the...

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• 保時(shí)捷汽車500美圓

  　　A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye： $500 Porsche（保時(shí)捷汽車）！ New！ The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500， and he thought it might be a joke， but thoug...

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  修改口令--雙語幽默漫畫

  "While I was thinking outside of the box,someone changed the password and now I can't get back in!"我正在箱子之外思考問題時(shí)，有人修改了我的口令，現(xiàn)在我不能進(jìn)入了。 更多 英語...

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• Clinton is in Heaven

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• 第33期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 幾月走的

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• 跟咱后頭的警車也這么干的

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