每日一笑：Apples and Oranges(7.9)
Big brother: All right, I'll help you with your homework. Now, if you had five apples and I took one away, how many would
you have?
Little sister: I don't know. In my class we do arithmetic with oranges.
蘋果和桔子
哥哥：好吧，我?guī)湍阕瞿愕淖鳂I(yè)。現(xiàn)在，如果你有五個(gè)蘋果，我拿走了一個(gè)，你還剩幾個(gè)？
妹妹：我不知道。我們班里只用桔子做算術(shù)題。
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