每日一笑(8.18)
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The Absent-minded Professor.
An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.
"To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a
dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully."
The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two
sandwiches and a hardbioled egg. Astonished, the professor said, "I
was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"
心不在焉的教授
一位粗心的教授正在上解剖課。
“為了讓你們更清楚地理解我所講的內容，這個包里有一只解剖了
的青蛙，你們要仔細地觀察。”
教授打開包，里面竟是兩個三明治和一個熟雞蛋。教授十分驚訝：
“我肯定是已經吃過午飯了，可是那只青蛙哪兒去了呢？”
個人電腦問題,聽力暫時不可使用,委屈各位詞友了哦.
小格言:每天都不是自主的選擇,什么時候才可以選擇自主?
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