a great man
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生:當(dāng)然。因為到目前為止,還沒有人活到400多歲。
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