英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿11.3.9
They both express their care．“A different cause，”says Parson Sly， “The same effect may give：Poor Lubin fears that he may die ； His wife，that he may live”． 可憐的魯賓躺在他的病床里；他的妻子陷入絕望；頻頻啜泣，相對(duì)哭啼，他們都表達(dá)著憂傷。
“不同原因，”滑頭牧師說，“可產(chǎn)生同樣結(jié)果：可憐的魯賓怕他會(huì)死；他老婆，怕他會(huì)活?！?BR>
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