看情況
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That dependson how fast you can run.
It left fifteen minutes ago.
看情況
旅行者:我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?
售票員:那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出
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