雙語笑話 家里沒人 真的
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked（洗劫，掠奪） . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：家里沒人，請不要留下任何東西！
她當天晚上回家后發現房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發現被補充了一句：謝謝！我們什么也沒留下！
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