取光他所有的積蓄吧？
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation", she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked: " to draw out all of his savings?"
四年級老師在給學生們上邏輯課。
“有這么個情形，”她說，“一個男人站在河中間的一條船上釣魚，他失去平衡，掉到河里，一邊撲騰一邊大喊救命。他老婆聽見動靜，知道他不會游泳，就朝岸上跑去，你們認為她為什么朝岸上跑？”
一個女生舉手回答：“取光他所有的積蓄吧？”
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