雙語笑話 推車
There is a tour bus on a rugged mountain path, the day was driving the dark. The man from sleep wake up...... Suddenly, he found that, on the car of the tourists were gone, even the driver disappeared, and the car but slowly along the mountain road! The man was a quiver, loudly shout a way: "a ghost! Ghost!" "Have you head," suddenly heard a car window, "the car broke down, we are pushing, you a person to sleep."
一輛旅游巴士行駛在崎嶇的山路上，天漸漸暗下來。男人突然從睡夢中醒來......突然，他發(fā)現(xiàn)，車上的旅客走了，連司機都消失了，而汽車卻慢慢地在山路上行駛！那個男人顫抖地大聲喊道：“鬼！鬼！”“你的頭”，突然他聽到敲車窗聲，“汽車拋錨了，我們在下推，你一個人睡著了。”
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